We all know how much Gus loves his porn. Just for you big guy.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:colorbook wrote:Gus once played Santa Clause at the White House during the Eisenhower administration, that's where he first met Janet...
You know, I was just over at the missing persons thread and I was going to ask whatever happened to colorbook, but then I didn't because I didn't want people to think I was stalking her, and, lo and behold, she shows up on this thread.
Where the hell have you been, colorbook?
My life has been meaningless without your presence. All the members have noticed.
They say stuff like "Gus just can't get over colorbook, can he?" and "Gus sure misses colorbook", and "I wish that stupid Ratzenhofer would die. I am so sick and tired of that bastard."
Sorry that your life has been so empty gus. Somehow (God only knows why) I have come to miss all your very annoying habits...
BTW, I noticed that you finally installed a flush toilet in the hut...you wanted to impress me...and I am impressed!
No one in the know about Thomas Crapper would ever make this statement. In his research, Grabowski has created a detailed history of Crapper's business life. The man holds nine patents, four for improvements to drains, three for water closets, one for manhole covers and the last for pipe joints. Every patent application for plumbing related products filed by Crapper made it through the process, and actual patents were granted.
The most famous product attributed to Thomas Crapper wasn't invented by him at all. The "Silent Valveless Water Waste Preventer" (No. 814) was a symphonic discharge system that allowed a toilet to flush effectively when the cistern was only half full. British Patent 4990 for 1898 was issued to a Mr. Albert Giblin for this product.
There are a couple of theories on how Thomas Crapper came to be associated with this device. First, is that Giblin worked for Crapper as an employee and authorized his use of the product. The second, and more likely scenario, says Grabowski, is that Crapper bought the patent rights from Giblin and marketed the device himself.
Are you trying to say that our very own Gus, is none other that the infamous Thomas Crapper? I would have never had guessed that he has such a talentÂ…he is so full of.......surprises.
LittlK, one of our finest what? <smile>
colorbook, it is so good to see you back again, honey.
Letty wrote:LittlK, one of our finest what? <smile>
colorbook, it is so good to see you back again, honey.
Thanks Letty, good to see you again too
colorbook
Woohoo! Colorbook has emerged from her hole in the ground.
BBB
colorbook wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:Where the hell have you been, colorbook?
My life has been meaningless without your presence. All the members have noticed.
They say stuff like "Gus just can't get over colorbook, can he?" and "Gus sure misses colorbook", and "I wish that stupid Ratzenhofer would die. I am so sick and tired of that bastard."
Sorry that your life has been so empty gus. Somehow (God only knows why) I have come to miss all your very annoying habits...
BTW, I noticed that you finally installed a flush toilet in the hut...you wanted to impress me...and I am impressed!
Actually only one of Gustav's assertions are true. A2Kers have merely said: "I am so sick and tired of that bastard.... he must be the reason colorbook disappeared."
Here Gus coaches one of his grandsons on the fine points of the sport...
Why does cjhsa have so many inappropriate posts involving children?
??? How is that inappropriate? Let me guess, you think sheep rodeo is cruel...
Gus spent a lot of time perfecting his sheep riding skills, it's only natural that he'd want to pass them down.
Hillbilly Rocket Science
You know you're a Hillbilly when:
"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or off to "Wally World.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor
What Hillbillies do:
If you forget a Hillbilly's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba" (or "Junior"). You have a 75% chance of being right.
If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.
There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern accent, unless it is a southerner imitating a Boston accent.
Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?"
How to spot a true Hillbilly:
Only a true Hillbilly knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't "HAVE" them, -- you "PITCH" them.
Only a true Hillbilly knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens,peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess."
Only a true Hillbilly can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Only true Hillbillies grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
Only a true Hillbilly both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
No true Hillbilly would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
