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HELP!!! Dental floss emergency!

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 11:57 pm
I was just on my way out...so I cleaned and began to floss my teeth.


A long piece of floss has become trapped between two of my molars....upon some mysterious protruberance of a new and extensive filling, which I have been warned could easily be broken/dislodged.


If I yank it out, I fear the filling will come with it.


I do not want to go out with a long piece of dental floss trailing from my mouth.


I don't know that hiding it IN my mouth will be a good idea.


I could cut it off short, but:

a. People will see it kind of bristling when I laugh.

and.

b. I will be left with a short piece of floss to try to manouvre when I get home.




HELP........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:03 am
This reminds me of a friend who went into casualty because he had slept with his soft contact lenses in his eye, and they had become stuck like glue to his eyeballs.


He had a thing like a tiny plunger that you use to clear blocked drains....you know, a wee suction cup with a wee rubber handle.

He used it to try and remove one contact lens.

IT became stuck like glue to the contact lens which was stuck like glue.


Now he had two desperately unhappy eyes with contact lenses stuck to them AND a rubber plunger sticking out of one eye.


The casualty clerk looked at him boredly and said: "Nature of problem."


My friend, who was hungover, coming down, AND had two monstrously red eyes and a rubber plunger sticking out of his eye said things which were not related to the nature of his physical problem, but did relieve his feelings considerably.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:04 am
usual attire bunster

a brown paper bag says mumpad.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:11 am
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:13 am
A brown paper bag will do the trick says mumpad. She obviously speaks from experience.

Similar to this
http://www.2forks.com/images/In-paper-bag.jpg

I on the other hand treat this rather more seriously. Come on out to the shed and well see what we can do.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/196000/196318XeGD_w.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:14 am
You're not helping......



AT ALL!!!!





Should I send a new piece of floss in, for instance?

What if it gets stuck, too?
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:17 am
Let go of one end and pull it straight out? Alternatively, cut it off short, and the part remaining will hopefully rot out before the teeth - unless it's waxed.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:18 am
I'm FREE!!!!


I'm FREE!!!!!!!!!




So, another great example of the A2k community helping its own.




NOT.




I am especially heartbroken by my abandonment by Roger and Echi.




I never expected better of the marsupial.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:20 am
Roger is here!!!!

Sorry Roger.



If I pulled, it threatened to take something with it.


I don't know what I did in the end.....I think I inveigled it out.



Does floss rot?



Surely leaving it there would have caused huge problems....
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:20 am
Hey, I answered as quick as I saw the problem.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:21 am
roger wrote:
Hey, I answered as quick as I saw the problem.


And I apologized as soon as I saw the answer.


Laughing
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 12:31 am
Little does the bunny know I am the only person on A2k with any dental training at this time. Shocked
Seriously, if floss is caught the best remedy is refloss. Generally floss breaks because it is worn out on the previous tooth or teeth. When reflossing use only a very few strokes before discarding and using a new piece.




New nick for you dlowan.


Flossy!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 01:08 am
dadpad wrote:
Little does the bunny know I am the only person on A2k with any dental training at this time. Shocked
Seriously, if floss is caught the best remedy is refloss. Generally floss breaks because it is worn out on the previous tooth or teeth. When reflossing use only a very few strokes before discarding and using a new piece.




New nick for you dlowan.


Flossy!



Call me flossy again and it's the spotlight at night for you!



Hmmm....Interesting, I got it out without reflossing.

It didn't break.......it is the fluffy floss, and its fluff wrapped itself around some damn piece of filling and then WOULDN'T break.


Damn flossing....who knew it was a biological hazard?
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 01:44 am
Thank God you are free! As soon as I saw your initial post I started planning a campaign involving make-up mirrors, toothpicks and tweezers, but by the time I had it all mapped out, reading each post, I saw you had managed to extricate yourself safely. Well done bun! Dangerous stuff, that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 02:27 am
lezzles wrote:
Thank God you are free! As soon as I saw your initial post I started planning a campaign involving make-up mirrors, toothpicks and tweezers, but by the time I had it all mapped out, reading each post, I saw you had managed to extricate yourself safely. Well done bun! Dangerous stuff, that.



I know!!!

My life...at least as an acceptable member of society...passed before my eyes.



And, I have to say, I would have liked to have seen more REALLY fantastic sex in there.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 03:07 am
*puts hand up*........... *Then regrets his death wish*
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 04:09 am
dadpad wrote:
*puts hand up*........... *Then regrets his death wish*


You don't have a hand.



http://www.pinnacletours.com.au/euphoria/Images/Gallery/Kangaroo-Paw.jpg
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 04:21 am
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
*puts hand up*........... *Then regrets his death wish*


You don't have a hand.


I do so have a hand!

http://www.pinnacletours.com.au/euphoria/Images/Gallery/Kangaroo-Paw.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 04:24 am
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
*puts hand up*........... *Then regrets his death wish*


You don't have a hand.


I do so have a hand!

http://www.pinnacletours.com.au/euphoria/Images/Gallery/Kangaroo-Paw.jpg



You have a tragically weeny wittle forepaw.


And....and mark, this is essential for...well...stuff.......you have no opposeable thumb.


Shocked
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 04:29 am
But very large feet and you know they say.
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