Lord Ellpus wrote:I once saw a woman (a regular customer in our shop - about 70 years old and very wealthy) faint in one of the aisles, one hot summers day.
When staff attended to her, they found she had a packet of frozen chicken portions hidden under her hat.
Now, there's a funny coincidence! I once knew a young fellow who worked as a security guard in a large supermarket. He told this story: he and a store clerk saw a man walking down one of the aisles, with blood seeping down his cheek from under his hat. They immediately assumed that he had banged into something and was in need of some first aid. Afraid of a lawsuit against the store (quite a common occurrence in the States), they rushed him into the manager's office although the man kept insisting he was perfectly fine and needed no help. They sat him down, gingerly removed his hat and found under it . . .a slowly thawing porterhouse steak, nipped from the freezer.