blacksmithn wrote:Then obviously it was yet another tragic and horrifying canoeing accident. Or maybe kayak. Or paddleboat. Yeah, that's it paddleboat.
Yeah.
Sheesh, you're SO suspicious!
Actually, the truth may be closer to some idiot angler getting his fishing wire snagged in an already dead body, pulling like crazy, slicing it into various pieces.
Sound logical to me. That's it!
blacksmithn wrote:According to his neighbors, he's always such a quiet man... keeps to himself... only goes out at night to take long drives in his windowless van...
Nope, nothing suspicious here!
My neighbors always were a-holes. Just wait until I get my hands on their turkey pot smoking kids! Naw, I better not get into that. Whole other story.
As for being quiet, you've got that right. I don't think my Echo hatchback could be considered a van though.
You'd have to pry me away from the computer first and away from my chess site.