But wait, I love the chart... it's very..... touching.
I put myself down for never saying any f**king swear words.
I swore at work the other week.
Someone commented that it was cute.
Cute?
Apparently it was cute since I swear so rarely.
People are weird.
Aren't they though?
<sits down huffily next to ehBeth>
When I swear in public, people hold their children a little tighter.
The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the f*ck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
F*ckin A, Swimpy, that was the whole f*cking movie.
sozobe wrote:Aren't they though?
<sits down huffily next to ehBeth>
Careful Soz. She's small, and she don't swear much...but FART???!!!!
Oh my!
She's a wee stinky hovercraft.
Who's impressed that Kicky could use execrate without giggling?
Wait, that's a salve, right?
Why would he giggle?
He uses it to try to shrink his third testicle, and it tickles.
Kicky, you won't miss it, hand it over.
sozobe wrote:He uses it to try to shrink his third testicle, and it tickles.
Kicky, you won't miss it, hand it over.
What are you gonna do with it?
Hmm.
Yeah.
I hadn't thought that far in advance.
I think that the whole starting-this-and-then-disappearing act deserves some kind of retribution, but if he wants to get rid of it anyway, is it really retribution?
Not really.
Do I WANT Kicky's third testicle?
Not really.
Must re-think.
You could feed it to his cat.
That would be cool.
Heh heh...he'd end up claening it out of the cat tray as cat **** and all.
It's a win/win.
You and the cat win.
sozobe
dlowan wrote:You could feed it to his cat.
That would be cool.
Heh heh...he'd end up claening it out of the cat tray as cat **** and all.
It's a win/win.
You and the cat win.
I say take Kicky's third testicle to a taxidermist, have it stuffed and mounted on a plaque, and hang it on A2K's Ball of Fame wall. Charge an entry fee to view the relic.
BBB
Re the use of the word 'execrate': I'd never be surprised by kicky's command of vocabulary, syntax, composition, spelling, and other associated subjects. He just hides it superbly.
