Has anyone else noticed that Sozobe never swears?

What the hell?

I go out for a nice brunch and come home and have this PM, right, and it says "go defend yourself" and I open it up and it's a bunch of ******* assholes saying like totally fucked up stuff about how I never ******* swear. I mean, really, I swear all the ******* time.

Honest.

Sometimes.

Occasionally.





Aw, ****.

I think KicKy owes you a testical.

I agree.

Doesn't he have a spare, anyway?

Unfortunately, kicky offered all three of his testicles as collateral to a bookmaker whom he has been dodging for the past seven or eight weeks. So I'm afraid that unless sozobe or anyone else has some muscle to back them up, kicky's nuts are spoken for.

I think he once claimed to have three.

"What the hell?" Now that's a prissy swear word if I ever heard one. Can't you do bettter than that?

BBB

(odd - i started typing that post about kicky's three nuts before sozobe's post appeared. it has to be true, then...)

And "nice brunch" totally takes the wind out of any obscene sails, too. Sigh.

I used to be good at this. One can't be a self-respecting pick-up basketball player without being able to talk some serious trash. But then once the kid came along...

(Although, ironically, last night sozlet muttered "DAMMIT" and E.G. lifted an eyebrow and said "where did you learn that?" and she ratted me out. Ungrateful wench.)

Half the time I can't remember the day of the week, but somehow I can remember how many balls Kicky claims to have. Is there a cure for this?

ungrateful wench?

fruit of your loins or not, she's a ******* rat-bastard little ****. right?

rr...iii..

<breaks down sobbing>

I CAN'T DO IT!

Really sad.






(actually, I rarely work blue online, but in life I have trouble getting through things like job interviews without at least saying g0ddamn or ****...)

BBB
Pitiful!

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And actually, as GreenWitch I think said, I DO swear even here so ptthhhht.

Did a quick search...

~2 pages of "a$$hole" (without the dollar signs)

~2 pages of "fvck" (without the "v")

~3 pages of "sh!t" (without the exclamation mark)

and those are the ones I didn't type in as asterisks (which I sometimes do). (Tried to search for "****" but that didn't work.)

I think I'm DEFINITELY owed a testicle.

Although tallying how often I swear earns me some sort of nimh award. Though at least I didn't make a cute little chart!!

Keep n mind, it's ok to say piss, ****, ********** and tits on A2K so those words are NOT swearing. The only swears here are ************, **** and ****.

What the f*ck? What are you f*cking f*ckwits going on about now, cant I f*cking ever get any f*cking peace in this place? F*ck! You want a cute f*cking little chart you get your cute f*cking little chart, yer bunch of f*cks. I cant f*cking believe anyone would even f*cking care, but here you go, ya pussies. Here's yer f*cking nimhjob of a piece of **** chart to cute up your f*cking pathetic little f*cking posts. F*ck!

And dont come f*cking whining to my ass when you dont f*cking like the outcome, cause I dont f*cking care you f*cking hear that?! I dont f*cking care!! I made your pussy asses your f*cking little chart, its got f*cking little colored f*cking bars and every-f*cking-thing you could ever f*cking want in a chart you as$holes, and if you really f*cking well insist I can even f*cking add a f*cking table with all the f*cking numbers you need. Yeah, right, like f*ck I will. No f*cking chance!

I tell you what you bunch of slimebag c*nts that you f*cking are, youd better f*cking enjoy the f*cking occasion, cause I swear, motherf*ck this is the last f*cking time I ever make a f*cking chart on request you f*ckwits. Buncha miserable c*nts.

That had a certain rhythm to it..

It did!

Lovely chart. Just lovely.

<sips some tea, pinky finger extended>

I have to say that while I swear a fair amount IRL (at least when the kid's not around) (usually) it's limited to maybe 4 words, with f*ck being a major one. I'm not real imaginitive.





(Hey, the chart even coordinates with my avatar! Soooooo cute...! :-D)

Cute?


It's TERRIFYING.


Haze Nimh! Haze Nimh!

If the Wabbit doesn't get to tort . . . er, haze somebody, she's gonna explode.