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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2006 11:04 pm
Hey! I'll trade you, dj! This book is giving me the heebie-jeebies. All these graphic illustrations of racks, screws, impalings...it keeps reminding me of the horrible way Joe died.

Oh, wait! I just found some strange drawings inside the cover. They look a lot like the drawings on those notes I took to the translator. He couldn't identify them, but he said they might be some form of hieroglyphics.

(Sure doesn't look Danish to me, BBB! Or were you inferring that Joe might have been a rare book thief? Possible, but not likely. Surely he would have unloaded such a valuable volume long before now for the cash value.)

Here, I took a picture of the drawings. Maybe one of the "experts" here on A2K will know what this is.

http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/images/maya_hieroglyphs.gif
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 04:44 am
That would be a rudimentary design of Where's Waldo?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 04:57 am
Joe still dead?
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 08:17 am
edgarblythe wrote:
That would be a rudimentary design of Where's Waldo?


Yeah? You're thinking it's something like a "Where's Joe?"...hmmm. Could be. Tell me more, edgar. Do you see Joe in there?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 08:33 am
Eva
Eva wrote:
edgarblythe wrote:
That would be a rudimentary design of Where's Waldo?

Yeah? You're thinking it's something like a "Where's Joe?"...hmmm. Could be. Tell me more, edgar. Do you see Joe in there?


I'm sure that's Joe waving at us from the top left hand corner block.

BBB
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 09:30 am
farmerman wrote:
Joe still dead?

I'm convinced that's debatable.

I still say he's busting a gut somewhere's while others are doing their nut over his demise. Laughing
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Miss Steve O
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 01:18 pm
Well, it's not right to keep us all hanging!
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 10:53 pm
Maybe he's trying to send a message to A2K from the great beyond ...
I could've sworn I saw his name online last night here.
Maybe I was wrong & it was only wishful thinking ...
But just never know, do you?
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Miss Steve O
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 11:57 pm
The grief is gettin' to you, dude.
Hallucinations...first sign of "Nation Madness."
No turning back now.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 09:29 am
Perhaps if we sit down at a table, join hands, and groan softly, slowly, "joe . . . Joe . . . " And then scream, "Come forth!" He just may appear.
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dogboy blues
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 10:23 am
The Loss of Joe's "Self"
As Condoleeza has said, every disaster is an opportunity, or something like that, and she seeks opportunity for us all, Joe, especially you, now that you're not a viable contributor to the Democrats. Now that it's clear that your vacuousness is really your loss of "self," you can find a new one somewhere and be reborn, the outcome of moral bankruptcy.

Considering the humiliating spanking Woolsey gave you without even trying, probably because you wouldn't sign a letter to The Bushman calling for no invasion in Iraq because you thought you saw a typo, you clearly need a major reorg and what better to start with than nothing. Chapter Seven.
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Miss Steve O
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 11:32 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Perhaps if we sit down at a table, join hands, and groan softly, slowly, "joe . . . Joe . . . " And then scream, "Come forth!" He just may appear.


Did you remember the sacrificial turkey?
Joe deserves a turkey!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 02:33 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Perhaps if we sit down at a table, join hands, and groan softly, slowly, "joe . . . Joe . . . " And then scream, "Come forth!" He just may appear.

Laughing You make it sound like a bowel movement.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 04:31 pm
Reyn wrote:
edgarblythe wrote:
Perhaps if we sit down at a table, join hands, and groan softly, slowly, "joe . . . Joe . . . " And then scream, "Come forth!" He just may appear.

Laughing You make it sound like a bowel movement.

Perhaps you need fiber?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 04:34 pm
We would sit at a table, not on a toilet. We would also be clothed, hence, those shitting would have some very dirty laundry to do.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 08:03 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing Caught me with my pants down. :wink:

I've never been to a seance like this one!
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 10:05 pm
I just met this guy who wants to help us contact Joe.
Don't know if he can, but it's worth a try, don't you think?

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5360/crystalballgd3.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 10:10 pm
He looks as though he is already on the other side. Good choice.
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 10:42 pm
I thought so too.
Especially when he just walked up to me on the street,
grabbed my arm and almost yelled "Joe Nation! Joe Nation! Joe Nation!"
I thought he might be onto something. (If not 'on' something) Wink

These people looked mighty interested in what he could see
in the crystal ball:

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4281/peopleoq0.gif

So I thought we should see what he could tell us.


Wait ... he's telling me something now ...

He's seeing a picture of where Joe is ...


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8779/spiritworldmp9.jpg


Wow! It looks really beautiful ...

What do you think Joe's message is?
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 11:56 pm
wait ... here's another message ...


http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/571/a2kmoonzy5.gif
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