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Is it time for A2K to intervene on behalf of Calamity Jane?

 
 
Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:12 pm
We are dealing with a very sick woman. A woman who is crying for our help.

Why? I'll tell you why. Look at the garbage this woman eats...

http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/dru-pic/0309.jpg

Are we just going to stand by while she shoves that crap into her pie hole?

We have to do something, but what? Put her in the hospital? The insane asylum? Ship her back to Germany where she will fit right in with those sauerkraut-eating bastards?

I'm sick to my stomach over this whole thing and have been wringing by hands all day. The woman needs our help.

Folks, this is our day.... THIS IS OUR TIME!!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:15 pm
hmm, this is indeed frightening, she eats red rectangles with vertical blue letters on them
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:46 pm
http://www.madison.com/images/articles/tct/2005/11/08/21085_thumb.jpg

Helga looks up in disbelief when she hears the news that Jane is returning to the Motherland.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:49 pm
is she eating that or regurgitating it
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:51 pm
Hard to tell with them Germans.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:52 pm
I suppose you are talking about beets again.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:56 pm
Seems to be the subject du jour.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:57 pm
a typical fraulein with her weekly supply of fermented cabbage

http://www.spreewaldmueller.de/rezepte/sauerkraut.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:03 pm
I came here to help with the intervention, but it appears she got wind of the scheme and thumbed a ride out of town.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:04 pm
it's bigger than CJ alone, by the sign in this pic it's pretty clear that ehbeth's folks are involved in this situation

http://www.ssahn.com/archives/pic/3baselprofs_resize.JPG
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:13 pm
I just talked to Jane and told her there was a party at Dys's house. (I didn't mention the intervention, of course) and she said she will be there as soon as she finishes her appetizer...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1925000/images/_1929165_scorpion_food_300.jpg
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:18 pm
What are those, giant deep fried cockroaches over noodles? Forget it...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:36 pm
Scorpions. Mmmmm.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:37 pm
Oh, that makes sense. Then, YAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:47 pm
Yeah, it's tough being German but somebody's got to do it!

I actually went to the store, bought beets and a jar of herings,
and made myself the beet-hering salad gustav pictured before.
mmmhhhh, it was sooo good.

You people have no idea!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:52 pm
Jane ignores all the ribbing about her taste in food and continues with her supper preparation.....

http://www.leafpile.com/TravelLog/Romania/Farming/Slaughter/Pig/Prepare%20Pig/Interior.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 07:54 pm
No, gustav, I need something to wash down the hering.

http://www.borge.diesal.de/a2k/bier.jpg
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 11:23 pm
Heringssalad - again http://mosaikum.org/images/big/rote_beete.jpg
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 08:09 am
Now THAT'S a beet!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 09:08 am
Yes, but he's missing the hering Wink
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