Why is Lord Ellpus following me around?

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I took a quick flight to London this morning because I felt the need to acquire something British. I happened to meet Lord Ellpus on the street and we exchanged pleasantries and continued on our respective ways.

As I was rounding the corner I happened to glance back and noticed he was following me. Or it appeared that he was.

This happened about a half dozen times. Each time I looked back he would be there.

He would freeze and go into some nonchalant pose, never making eye contact, always trying to appear innocent...

http://z.about.com/d/mensfashion/1/5/1/6/Image12.jpg

Do you suppose he has designs on me? I thought I made it quite clear to the Lord that I was straight.

I was flattered by all the attention, mind you, but still found the entire incident a bit unnerving.

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I felt the need to acquire something British

Helllooooo?

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Return that Brit to the shelf and back away slowly.

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Are you following me, blacksmith?

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Gus,

My guess is that it has something to do with shewolf. The timing is uncanny. First, Bella announces a long leave of absence. You made the mistake of stating you would keep shewolf happy while Bella was gone. Now, you show up in England. Getting you out of the way, leaves Ellpus more access to shewolf. (It all sounds like a British mystery novel.)

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Actually, I was following gus. I'm going to get that hat someday!

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Those darn Americans always think they're followed around by someone.
Has Bush succeeded after all? Is this a nation of lunatics already?
So soon? I thought I could live here for a bit longer....<sigh>

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Are you following ME?! Shocked

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Moi? Never!!! I am used to be followed though... Wink

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<Ellpus nonchalantly strolls into the thread, carrying what appears to be a rather large salami in his trousers.>

Has anyone seen Gus, perchance? I've got something for him.

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thats funny..

I was walking down the hallway, following some really cute blonde with this amazing Brit accent..

http://www.filemagazine.com/thecollection/archives/images/mystery-woman.jpg

now pictures like that ^ are posted on gus' web site ..

IM being followed.

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http://www.coral-lab.org/~arm1/digital/croatia/croatia-Images/93.jpg

Gustav puts on his blonde woman costume and casually sips from a bottle of water as he follows the bird.

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a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

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Anything for a piece of bird, right, Margo?

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Even if it's a lousy dove.

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BBB
I took a picture of the stalker. He seems to be trying to reform Gus.

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Gus, I though it was you who was following Ellpus around!

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Gus is SO my bitch.

I DO apologize. I went all American there for a moment. You see, I was watching the Sopranos last night and, well.....

It won't happen again, promise.

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See that it doesn't, m'lord!

You are SO much better than that. Cool

Why is Lord Ellpus following me around?

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