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Keep 'em peeled for perv

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 02:17 pm
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Keep 'em peeled for perv

By ROBIN PERRIE

A PERVERT who filmed 30 women going for a pee before the start of the Great North Run was ?'arrested' ?- by a giant BANANA.

Sick Christopher Swyer, 29, took a camcorder into bushes where runners were relieving themselves because toilet queues were too long.

A husband saw him and gave chase ?- and he was caught by a runner dressed as a banana who held him until cops arrived.

Swyer faced jail last night after being convicted of voyeurism at Newcastle Crown Court. Prosecutor Tim Gitten told him: "You got sexual gratification from it."

The 13-mile half-marathon began in Newcastle last September. One of the women forced to pop into the woods said: "I glanced up and he was looking at me."

Swyer admitted filming 30 women but denied breaking the law, saying he did it as "it's not something you see every day".

But cops found more footage of women relieving themselves at outdoor events, at his home in Jarrow, South Tyneside.

He was bailed until sentencing but ordered to report to police when the next Great North Run takes place on October 1.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 05:17 pm
The funny part of the story is that he was appregended by a BANANA!!! That, in itself, is hilarious.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 05:21 pm
Oh sure, make me pull out the friggin' dictionary, Mr. Smarty-Pants.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 05:26 pm
Reyn wrote:
Oh sure, make me pull out the friggin' dictionary, Mr. Smarty-Pants.


Typo alert, typo alert! The word was meant to be 'apprehended.' Surely you don't need a Webster's for that, Reyn. Smile
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 05:32 pm
Well, I feel like a real idiot now, thanks! Very Happy

Here's me thinking this was yet another word that I didn't know.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:40 pm
I was once appregended by a banana, but it was overripe, so it wasn't too bad.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:49 pm
Was it kinky?
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