Cocks are slowly becoming extinct in Britain

Probably because the Glasscock family (& the rest) got sick of the taunts, the jokes, folk sniggering when they introduced themselves .... Generations of them! Much easier being plain old Mr & Mrs Glass. But not half as colourful!

Oh....me and my dirty mind....

But then, there is some truth in this story I guess

I have checked my cock, and although slightly withered, it has not yet gone into a state of extinction.