Movement by the fence

Right! Thanks for clarifying. That makes the story all the more rivetting!

Somehow, I feel we're missing a punchline here. There's always gotta be a punchline.

This just keeps gettin better with each phrase. I am so torn between the frog and the hawk.


Ive gotta get some tea and a valium to calm down

I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting to see what will happen next! One thing though, what was the weather? I imagine it was sunny and warm, but maybe it was overcast!

Tell us more.

when will gus get to the part of the story that has gratuitous sex?

(should i have been reading between the lines?)

gustav has sex?

I always assumed he spawned like a salmon....

You're just trying to get on his good side so you can get his hat early.

A little too obvious, huh?

My mother found the big bullfrog lying at the bottom of the pond so she fished him out with a net. Turns out he'd tried to catch and eat a sparrow and choked himself. I guess he choked the sparrow too. Or drowned it. Anyway, my mother thought it was cool, so she stuck it in the fridgerator so we could see it when we came down here. And you all think I'M weird!

Photos will be shared when I get them.

ew!



That's the second ew! I've put on this thread today. This thread is ewwy!

But yet, much like watching a train wreck in progress, you just can't turn away...

Why is littlek always trying to lessen the impact of my stories. Now no one will care about the frog/falcon death match by the split-rail fence which came micro-seconds after the frog had finished banging the hell out of a rabbit.

Who now cares about the ultimate fate of aforementioned rabbit? Or where did the falcon take the screaming frog? Might the frog have escaped?

These questions are now meaningless because everyone is waiting with bated breath for littlek to post pictures of her stupid frozen bullfrog with a sparrow lodged in its mouth.

We shall meet again, littlek.

Perhaps next time.... victory will be mine.

Wait a minute.

Why were you walking down your driveway, Gus? Aren't you supposed to drive down a driveway? Otherwise, it would be a walkway, wouldn't it?

...2...3...4...

Yep, just like a train wreck....

lil'k

did you mother at least put the frog/sparrow on a plate for the gushy stuff didn't drip onto the cranberry sauce?

I thought the same thing, Chai. I bet littlek heated up that plate of french fries, unaware that frog juice had dripped on them.

Re: Movement by the fence


It was Kicky.

I kissed him


he changed


then I flew away on my broom.






See ya next time!