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Thu 31 Aug, 2006 06:25 am
I was walking down my driveway yesterday and saw some grass move by my fence. I walked through the knee-high grass toward the movement.
It was a frog.
Well, ya know Gus, that makes me wonder...what type of fence was it?
This is exciting, then what happened?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Split Rail
That explains everything. What you need is a picket fence. It is a well known fact that frogs stay away from picket fences.
A falcon dove from the sky and captured the frog.
Have you ever heard a frog scream right before he dies?
A horrifying, bone-chilling noise. I am still shook.
Did you at least get the legs. Theres some good eating goin to waste.
ew!
I've never heard a frog scream, but I've heard a baby bunny scream when a crow nabbed it. Momma bunny was screaming too.
I've never been a big fan of frog legs so I don't consider that a missed opportunity.
JPB wrote:ew!
I've never heard a frog scream, but I've heard a baby bunny scream when a crow nabbed it. Momma bunny was screaming too.
What would happen if a frog and a bunny were engaged in a death match? Who would scream first?
Or would there be a determined silence?
I prefer to think they would engage in a love fest.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've never been a big fan of frog legs so I don't consider that a missed opportunity.
Too bad. Some frogs they are finding have six legs. A moveable feast for sure.
Hey, fellas, let me tell you about the rabbit I nailed down by Ratzenhofer's fence.
Contribution from my niece:
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.
(personally, I also do not eat frogs or any other amphibian or reptile)
What do you call a frog with no scruples?
Jacques Chirac.
Okay, just to recap so I'm sure I didn't miss all the exciting parts, you saw a frog by the split rail fence and a falcon nabbed it whereupon it let out a blood-curdling froggy death scream.
Have I got that right?
Oh, I HOPE so!
... and he's still shook.
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