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Today, three strangers have seen my bottom - HORRENDOUS!

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 11:19 am
Oh yes.....couldn't get telephone results today, as they're not ready.

(delay in lab due to Bank Holiday)

No prob. Try again tomorrow
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 11:25 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
<Mmmmm...Green Witch in silk kimono>


Sorry, where were we?


Yup, and getting my boobs squeezed...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 03:06 pm
That reminds me of the see-through lingerie the strange gynecologist had
I visited only once - he was quite unusual to say the least.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2006 08:37 pm
Quote:
How could I take a photograph of your bottom wthout only one garment?

Eh?

Or should that read "if you were wearing two?"



>Rolls on the floor~holding sides...laughing.....SNORT!<


But my Lord...>SNORT< that would cause you more pain...and exertion than you could handle. Not to count you would blinded.....
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 30 Aug, 2006 01:13 am
sozobe wrote:
Oh yay!!

Yes, I've experienced those hospital gowns made by third world gay masochists - awful awful awful.


Funny. I don't really remember making one.....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 01:53 pm
Child labor is easily forgotten.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 02:04 pm
OOOH! Glad you bumped this up, CJ.......I forgot all about it.

Phoned for results and everything is AOK. Just inflammation, as usual.

Phew!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 02:07 pm
Delighted to hear it, lord.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 04:35 pm
Oh, hooray!

Just for that, I'm going back to that store to get you something special!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 04:41 pm
OH NO! It's Clearance Sale time!!!

How will I ever fight my way through this mob?!

http://www.robohara.com/uhf/Spatula%20City%20C.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 06:17 pm
Those Oklahomanians are quite kinky, aren't they? Sale at Spatula City
and everyone runs..... Laughing


Spanky, I am glad it was just an inflamation. Now, you either take
some cooking classes or get into some decent tv dinners that won't
upset your stomach as much.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 11:42 pm
No CJ, not the British cooking this time, just the Crohn's, as usual. This was the first one in ages, and was out of the blue. Hopefully, it'll be ages before it happens again.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 12:11 am
You're feeling better now, I take it?

There was a young'n on a2k a while back who suffered from Crohns..... I can't remember who - sounds like a terrible pain in the arse (no pun intended).
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 02:43 am
How's the old inflammation today Lordy?

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 02:52 am
Hi DP and lk.......I'm absolutely fine now, thanks. You are lovely people here on A2K....it always amazes me how this electronic wizardry can help to create a place where total strangers can end up caring for, and worrying about one another.

I'm waffling now, so I'll stop before I go all girly and start welling up.


<sob......PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!>


<AHEM.....cough cough.....>


RIGHT! Time to browse in the car mechanic thread, and talk about engine blocks!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 02:53 am
By the way, DP....how was dinner?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 03:11 am
yeah don't start me off, been feeling weepy too this week for some reason.

Dinner was great, even got coffee afterwards. He's a great cook.

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 03:14 am
Men always are great cooks. Apart from me, of course.....i even manage to burn a salad!
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:28 am
I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!!

I had to fight through a crazed mob of sale shoppers...even got into a verbal row with a couple and had to push an old lady aside, but I DID IT!!!I got the last two!

A matched pair! One for you, and one for the missus, LordE. With best wishes for continued good health and plenty of playtime.

http://www.panik-design.com/acatalog/b-evasolo-spatula.jpg

(couldn't resist the brand!)
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Sep, 2006 09:33 am
Why is Eva solo? Can I do anything abt it ?
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