Were the pigeons pissed, or hungry?

Perhsp you should consult an ornithologist about this perplexing and baffling phenomenon. You may have stumbled upon something that will change the course of humanity.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Sounds like you deserved it slappy!

Think urban critters are all going mental these days. I was recently chased by a crazed squirrel.

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Pigeons are bastards!

Perhaps you should invest in a Speak n' Spell.

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I agree that I spelled "perhaps" wrong but at least I spelled "ornithologist" correctly.

So did your bitch laugh at you when you ran from the pigeons?

Surely she would've been too scared in case he "popped a cap in her ass!"

She freaked out too, and she's Ms. Wildlife.

pigeons are so annoying...they'll never completely get out of your way. They're like douchebags who stand in the middle of an aisle or blocking up a doorway, and act all surprised when you ask them to move.
"huh? oh me? am I in your way?"

I really don't know how the species has survived.

almost every morning I drive up to a bunch of them that are always hanging out a block from my house, and they don't freakin' move!

They'll actually get underneath the car and I have to beep my horn. Then, all of a sudden it's like "AAAAAAAKKKK!!! THERE'S A CAR OVER US!!!" and they'll all fly out.

Whenever I'm walking and managing to get a bunch of them airborne, I'll always say to anyone near me "Don't you feel like you're in Venice?"

Try it. It's really good for some strange looks.


so...how's things goin' with this bitch? you in love or wha?

It's awful. She's morbidly obese, smells like onions, and has tattoos on her face.

dem's city pigeons.
they're used to us because we feed them, so they don't consider us to be predators.

the pigeons in rural areas are deathly afraid of humans, and avoid us at all costs...

Us?

You're an amoeba...what are you going to do to them, give them the sniffles?

I have a shitload of pigeons in my barn. Usually when I walk inside they all take off, especially if I have my shotgun. Their preferred method of escape is to fly out the diamond shaped window on the barn end.

For you city folks, I'll submit this photo... (Not my barn, by the way; my barn isn't in nearly such good condition)




So, now you have an idea what I'm talking about.

Sometimes I like to play this little game. I will sneak into the barn so as to not wake the pigeons, and climb the ladder which is attached to the wall until I reach the diamond shape window. Then, I yell, "WAKE UP YOU FRIGGIN' PIGEONS!!"

The pigeons start flying for their lives, straight toward the diamond-shape window.

In their haste they don't see me sitting there. They don't notice I have a tennis racket in my hand.

I usually manage to nail about three of the bastards and the sight of them flying backwards across the barn and hitting the far wall with a thumping noise brings a smile to my lips every time.

I think I'll go get some pigeons right now.

It's been a while.

Watch out! I bet they're looking for revenge.

Oh come on.

She's not THAT heavy.

I wish she was that attractive.

So did the pigeons think I was feeding them, or was it a threat? I don't know what the f*ck pigeons do.

Gus, I find I can run a similar excercise on old people using screen doors. Good times.

you try that **** with me doo hoo, and they wont ever find your body.

Pigeons = Sky Carp