"Happy Meal" by The Cardigans
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Teachers (I ate and ate and ate, No I did not miss a plate) - Leonard Cohen
Toast lyrics
Artist - Paul Young
Album - Various Songs
Lyrics - Toast
[Spoken]
Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread.
[Sung]
I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast,
A little piece of toast.
Well, then I started getting older,
I hated this, I hated that,
Expensive state was ludicrous
And cafés couldn't cater for the finer things in life:
The upper crust was not for me,
I could tell that.
So I'd go back home,
Switch the kitchen light on,
Put the grill on,
Slip a slice under
And have toast,
A little piece of toast.
'Cos there's so much to choose from.
There's brown bread, white bread,
All sorts of wholemeal bread;
It comes in funny packages
With writing on the side,
But it doesn't matter which one you have
'Cos when you cut the crusts off,
Have it with marmalade
Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans,
Banana
Or chocolate if you're strange,
It doesn't really matter.
Oh no, it all goes with toast,
Just toast.
I'm gonna think about it some...
That's toast, mmm yeah,
Just toast,
That's toast,
Just toast.
Well I go down the supermarket
With me basket in me hand,
I'm walking from one counter to another
Trying to find the bread stall,
But I can't find it anywhere
And then I bump into a mother
With a baby in a basket
And she says
'Oh look, you've started him off again,
I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet
To get some bread to go home to make toast,
Just toast,
I like toast'
Yeah, but I don't half like toast.
OK, scrape that toast, boys.
That's toast,
Yeah, just toast.
[Spoken]
I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go... (They proceed to make toast, accompanied by various kitchen noises.)
"Animal Crackers" by Shirley Temple
I'm in Love with a McDonald's Girl
written by Dan Freidman
performed by The Barenaked Ladies
I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then
I rehearse what I'm going to say
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
[Can I get you some fries with that?]
She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act real tough
like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul
She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy!
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
(Spoken): Paper, not styrofoam. With a little, uh, cardboard grid, mind you. But the thing is, then they cover it with cellophane. Paper...shrink wrapped.
Well, there she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would
have to send them home for a week
And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good bye
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!]
You can only find at one place, McDonalds
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
The Lady is a Tramp (She gets too hungry for dinner at eight) - Sinatra
"The fast food song" by The fast food rockers
"Bed and Breakfast man" Madness
Dinner and a Movie ~ Phish
Eat the Rich ~ Aerosmith
Back Door Man ~ The Doors
You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken, than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
"Dinner with Gershwin" Donna Summer
Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie
The Sad Cafe - The Eagles
Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
Did they ever get around to eating in Alice's Restaurant?
Eggs And Sausage ~ Tom Waits
Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Givin' The Dog A Bone (some people call that activity eating
)
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant - Surely thet includes eating food.
Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
Feed the Birds - Julie Andrews
Jambalaya (Jambalay, crawfish pie, me oh my oh) - Hank Williams
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Saturday Night Fish Fry - BB King
