Sitting in a hospital waiting room today....

I adore watching people, its amazing at you what you see if you take the time to look....I apparently had time today, I spent 5 hours in a hospital waiting room, just gawking at people...lol

Among the well dress for success...you have those few that think they are making a fashion statement, when all they are really saying is..."I got dressed in the dark."

Do's and Don'ts....

To the Ladies...if you are well endowed in the upper region, lets say anything above a D, you need not wear halter tops without proper support, its not a graceful appearance you make with those heavy breast swaying to every step you take, its more like praying for the person next to you in the elevator, that they don't recieve black eyes if they were to break loose from the halter....Its a must avoid at all cost!

Again, ladies...if your hair has turned gray, and your using a color rinse to hide those pearly whites, do yourself a favor and learn the proper application method to cover those roots. White roots, with an orange outer band is not considered Chic...at any cost.

Gentlemen...Open toed sandals are in for the summer, but if you have cornchips for toenails, its best advised that you either get a pedicure, or put some socks on....its a real turnoff...

Teens, clothing that reads "One size fits all" doesn't mean that its appropriate for you to wear a tee shirt that hangs to your knees, with your shorts hanging even further down...its gross, really gross to have to witness. I tried to turn my head, but honestly...the excitement that you caused to the older visitors sitting there was a circus in itself...so who could help but look at you.

Houseshoes are not allowed as part of your everyday...going out attire...they should only be allowed in the hospital if you are a patient. When you wear big fluffy houseshoes in the hospital running up flights of stairs, you are asking to be admitted. Leave them at home, they are not attractive either, and do not make that fashion statement that you are hoping to make. All that I hear is.."I'm too lazy to tie my shoes."

To the lady that just had to wear that hot pink mini skirt with the matching hot pink jacket...first off, Shoulder pads went out with Dynasty, and secondly..that ass that you had going on was hanging out in the back. And another little hint, those gold heels that you were wearing...really didn't match. Besides, if your brave enough to wear that outfit out to do business,...umm, errr...atleast learn how to style your hair.

And..to the man in the gold cowboy boots...lol, with your white pants, and white cowboy hat, those gold chains and funky belt, and overly hairy chest... I hate to tell you this, but Disco is not alive. It died a long long time ago....along with the need for those shiny gold boots...

To the lady with the alabaster skin, honey...get some sun. This is the south and its taboo not to have a golden glow to your skin. Besides, that white mini skirt and lime green flip flops you had on, with the navy blue verticle striped top..was not flattering. It just accentuated how white you really were....two words for ya.."Tanning bed".

And to the ladies that I saw that had apron guts...please...please invest in a full length mirror....its not attractive for you to wear half shirts, or short waisted tanks. Cover it up, I would be the last person to dis a big women, but its more flattering for you to find a style that hides the negative parts, and accentuates that positive ones....