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Pick-pocketers throw poop at man and then rob him

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:39 am
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A truly bizarre crime...

Aug 15, 7:47 AM (ET)

BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros ($9,554) from a man by throwing feces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said Monday.

After withdrawing 8,000 euros from a bank for a holiday the man was struck in the back of the neck by what he described as human feces, police in the central town of Giessen said.

"Immediately afterwards two large women came up to him from behind and claimed they had seen someone excreting down onto the street from above," police said in a statement.

The two women then began briskly wiping the filth from the man's clothing with paper towels they had with them. They were soon joined by a third man, who also came bearing paper towels.

Only when the man went to take his foul-smelling trousers to cleaners did he notice that 7,500 euros had been taken from his back pocket by one of the would-be helpers, police said.
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:58 am
They just don't give a **** about people, those pickpockets...

Sorry, it was the best I could do...

Embarrassed
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:59 am
Now that's mean...
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 11:12 am
Talk about having a crappy day!

I bet the poor guy was pooped when he got home.

He probably just wanted to crawl into bed and curl up with a good book, like Diarrhea of a Mad Housewife.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 11:14 am
I have to say though, being naturally suspicious, that something about this story doesn't smell right...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 02:38 pm
I'm glad marriage didn't ruin you. Very Happy
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 03:22 pm
Did he get a good look at 'em? They'll be in trouble if feces 'em again....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 03:32 pm
Trusting people who are prepared in ADVANCE for a crappy situation like that??

Pbbthh. what a crock 'o ****
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 03:33 pm
Moral of the story: Beware of Germans bearing paper towels?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 03:40 pm
Well, as con tricks go, this was a bit of a crapshoot.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 03:44 pm
For one, its a pretty roundabout way of getting to the money, I mean, effort- and resource-wise. Why dont they just get down to business and cut the crap?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 05:20 pm
nimh wrote:
Moral of the story: Beware of Germans bearing paper towels?

"Would you like to buy a towel?" Laughing

Maybe they were real men and used their bare hands!
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Casino Joe
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 08:31 pm
I take back what I said earlier. These criminals actually do give a ****!

Laughing
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 08:46 pm
They used to do this trick using a squeeze packet of mustard, the thieves must have been really poor and desperate to use poop.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 17 Aug, 2006 07:22 am
Desperate? Well, clearly, they were scraping bottom!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 17 Aug, 2006 08:27 am
I think they are a bunch of **** heads
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