ehbeth,
How did you have your eybrows done?
Plucked, waxed or threaded?
I usually have mine threaded, swear by it, I'm learning to do it now...
How do you get a nun pregnant?
F*ck her.
Often times they do that too.
What is the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
I havn't tickled you yet, shewolf...
Okay, I am now (que shewolf groanong)
Why do you always make me come over all lesbian?
tickle, tickle
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
ha, ha, ha, ha
smorgs slaps her smoooooth thigh
...and takes another swig of her Burra Brook, 2005, grenache rose, south eastern austrailian wine (cheers msolga)
I'm feeling quite squiffy now....
who ME?
make you look like a carpet muncher??
DArrrrling..
no way.....
...and as I've said, I am a meat eater
More jokes please!
Slappy, I really love you... you so funny!
Sending you cheerful thoughts on a beautiful Sunday morning, Sarah! & trying to remember the odd joke or two .......
What on earth is eyebrow threading?
Oh, I'm okay now JB...
But thanks for popping in, I was just having 'one of those nights'
x
Gosh, smorgs, you've made me think about how much I miss Marks and Sparks. Loved their crisps, their skivvies, and a lot of their lotions and potions.
My eyebrows were waxed yesterday, I'd like to try threading but the few times I've been in a room with someone being threaded they were wincing and complaining. I'll stick with something that doesn't seem to be as painful.
Nah, threading is the way ahead I reckon.
Smorgs, I hope you have cheered up a little. I'm crap at remembering jokes but sending happy vibes to you wherever you are.
x
Threading's sorta old school around here - it's done by the older ladies of Middle Eastern origin, as well as the women from Sri Lanka.
hmmmm, maybe that is the way ahead
