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"Younger women who drink two or three alcoholic beverages a week have a lower risk of developing high blood pressure than women who do not consume alcohol." -- Reuters
STUDY FINDS WOMEN WHO DRINK
WAY MORE FUN TO STUDY
Researchers Say Alcohol Affects Women's Blood Pressure, Researchers' Interest
Cambridge, Mass. (SatireWire.com) Update ?- According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol.
Interesting Woman Drinking
This woman reduced her risk of high blood pressure, and increased her interest among researchers, just by consuming a few drinks.
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