The Official Kickycan R.I.P. thread

So, if he's assumed the Prince's identity -- what's become of Gautam?

Should go start a eulogy thread...

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I shall miss the wonderful whines to which he introduced us.

Although the insult thread is fun.

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Surely someone on A2K has his phone number...lol, give it to me, I'll call his hairy ass

I think it's 1-800-MAN-SLUT

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Stray Cat wrote:

MAN-SLUT

What's the opposite of an oxymoron?

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A redundantcy? Yeah, I guess man-slut is redundant....

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I believe Kicky found himself an account on myspace.com. There, he found a plethora of early-teenage girls to email and flirt with. He probably flew out to some southern hick state to meet one, and her daddy done shot his balls off with a shotgun.

I have his cell phone number. I went to NY at the beginning of the year, and was going to meet him out, however conflicting schedules didn't allow it. Should I just post it here, releasing the hounds?

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Yes. Then we can relentlessly call the number and fill up his mailbox by reading from his "I want to shave my area" thread.

He'd think it funny. Really.

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There, he found a plethora of early-teenage girls to email and flirt with.

I think they'd be too old for kicky. He's probably dating an egg.

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Man, I once saw a broad so old, I didn't just date her -- I carbon dated her!

BA-BAM!

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Surely someone on A2K has his phone number...lol, give it to me, I'll call his hairy ass

I think it's 1-800-MAN-SLUT

Ok..Hang on I'm dialing..........

>ring< >ring<

>tappin fingers<

>ring<

"Hello"

"Kicky...is that YOU" Heeeeeyyy, its ME...Shivers...yeaaaaa, WTH is goin' on with you, where you been dog? Hell, were all worried about ya, done had you figured for a goner...w

>CLICK<

Humm, me thinks Kicky doesn't want to talk to Shivers....

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Perhaps our piccolo fagiolino non e' happy, forse e' triste, povero bambino.

I want to wring his skinny bean neck, that ungrateful son of a velvet curtain making mother! If he doesn't answer, may he rot in a deep pile of basilco just over the cliff in Perugia...

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All can be revealed now.

What happened?

Forget the butterscotch stallion, K and K are an item now.

Seriously.

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Seriously? - I think Ms. Hot Kate is doing it with Mr. Hot Owen Wilson and Mr. Not so Hot Kickycan has decided that his cool friends on A2k are no longer worth his time.

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I think kickycan has gone the way of Jimmy Hoffa.

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If so, Kicky's ghost has been seen lurking.

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The gardening season must be coming to a close, Green Witch.

What will you do now?

Is yours a life of leisure during the off season?

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I'm sitting here going back and forth between A2K and bookkeeping while my crew guys load some very heavy trees onto a truck.

Yes, winter is bliss. I lie around by the fire and read good books, bake scones, paint, sculpt and go for long hikes with dogs. In the worst of the summer season I remind myself that freedom comes with the first snow flake.

I will probably have to get going very soon as there are holes to be dug and flowers to be deadheaded...

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I envy you, Green Witch.

I am but a drone. A beast of burden. Answering to the beck and call of the capybara.

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You mean to tell me, that no one knows where our Italian wanna be stallion is at? Shocked

HE still hasn't been found??????????

He owes me 50 bucks...Damn him! I had loaned it to him to buy curtains!!

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