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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 06:29 pm
I didn't want to hijack SheWolfs "Dope" thread, so I'm starting one of my own. Let's face it - Kickycan has hit the cyber road and no longer wants to play with us.
Kicky is a person who would love to attend his own funeral, so I'm giving him his eulogy here and if he's lurking he can take a peek. Please all join in with you thoughts and memories.
Here's mine:
I first came to A2k looking for information about the the 13th century (don't ask) and bantered a bit with Francis and Walter in history and occasionally wandered into the book forum. It wasn't until I stumbled upon a relationship thread in which Kicky was comparing various sexual fantasies that I realized this place had some pretty sassy brains and I soon became a groupy. Kicky was the A2K bait that hooked me, even if it took the village to keep me around.
So let's stop accusing all the new members who might mention their balls or pathetic love lives of being Kicky in disguise and say goodbye to our good friend with good memories...
He can kiss my ass.
Joe(let me loosen this belt here)Nation
Joe Nation wrote:He can kiss my ass.
Joe(let me loosen this belt here)Nation
Bad memories are welcome too.
I never really liked kicky.
I'm pretty glad he's gone.
That hairy bastard.
I'm with Joe.
I just knew this thread was going to turn all warm and fuzzy and bring tears to my eyes.
Hey, you remember that time kicky complained he couldn't get laid?
What a putz.
I thought Craven had to expand the size of A2k's server just to hold all the posts in which Kicky complained about not getting laid.
You knew him so much better I did, but I just want to say that if it wasn't for Kicky *sniff* I would never have gotten blinds for my new apartment.
Yeah..if it wasn't for Kicky, I wouldn't of had to explain how to shave your crotch...errr, well...what I was told anyways........
Bless his hairy ass, I'll miss him....
After my "Kicky Hunt" failed, I decided to face reality.
(Btw, I still can't believe none of the men here volunteered to search the strip joints! That was the easiest job. All you had to do was go to the strip joint....and if you see an exhausted looking stripper with a couple of one dollar bills in her G-string....then you know kicky's there!)
Anyway, I agree with you Greenwitch. I think kicky decided to hit the road. I hope he's happy with his job, and he's found a nice kicky lady to spend his time with.
Other than that, f*ck him.
Yeah, that is pretty funny, isn't it?
What was I thinking?
He probably ran off with that 14 year old Hasidic girl he was spying on via the curtain-less window, and now teaches Italian to elderly widows in Boca Raton who don't realize he doesn't really speak Italian.
Ya...I've often wondered if those neighbors that he was so pissed with haven't tied him up in some basement, fattening him up for the slaughter....
makemeshiver33 wrote:Ya...I've often wondered if those neighbors that he was so pissed with haven't tied him up in some basement, fattening him up for the slaughter....
Trust me, this I know: there is no way in the universe they could make Kicky acceptable to the rules of kosher.
Has anyone emailed him...anything? Surely someone on A2K has his phone number...lol, give it to me, I'll call his hairy ass....and ask him what the hell is up? LOL
Perhaps he's had an extreme makeover, courtesy of the Fab Five.
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