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Wed 9 Aug, 2006 03:29 pm
Quote:Jumping Sturgeon Knocks Man Unconscious
Sturgeon Jumps Out of Water, Knocking Fla. Man Riding a Personal Watercraft Unconscious
WILDWOOD, Fla. Aug 8, 2006 (AP)?- A man riding a personal watercraft on the Suwannee River was injured after a 4-foot-long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit him, wildlife officials said.
Blake Nicholas Fessenden, 23, was heading north on the Suwannee River Sunday just north of the Hart Springs Sand Bar when he was hit and fell off the craft, according to a statement from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Fessenden was knocked unconscious.
His girlfriend was riding another watercraft behind him and was able to get to Fessenden and hold his head above water before passengers on another vessel arrived to pull him from the water, officials said.
He was airlifted to Shands Hospital in Gainesville with non-life-threatening injuries, officials said.
A 31-year-old woman was hospitalized in April after a 3-foot-long sturgeon jumped into a boat being driven by the woman's fiance. The pair was also on the Suwannee River.
Officials at the time said similar accidents occur once or twice a year on the river and that the fish can jump as high as 8 feet in the air and can weigh up to 200 pounds.
Somewhere a bruised sturgeon is exclaiming to his pals, "You should've seen the one that got away!"

Welcome back! You still got it!
Oh...I thought it said jumping surgeon...never mind.
A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?
What is he, like a pirate doctor?
"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"
Unknown to boaters, there is a war underway for who controls the Suwannee river. All masterminded by Osama fin Laden.
Bush plans to invade next Wednesday. A Fishin' Poll shows high support among rednecks and surgeons.
blacksmithn wrote:A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?
What is he, like a pirate doctor?
"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"
Oh, that's how my cousin lost his foreskin.
Chai Tea wrote:blacksmithn wrote:A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?
What is he, like a pirate doctor?
"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"
Oh, that's how my cousin lost his foreskin.
And how A2K conservatives are found.
I also heard that someone caught a 8 foot Barbado in the same place !
And this is only the beginning...
Believe me, you don't even want to know about the incident involving the spawning salmon.
G F YS is great. LOL hee hee hee