If you can say "Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz" three times fast, you win a prize.
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German finds frozen dog in her fridge
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman found a frozen dead dog when she opened the refrigerator freezer compartment in her new apartment in the southwestern town of Trossingen, police said on Saturday.
The previous tenant later told police in the town near Stuttgart that his greyhound pup had died of natural causes several months earlier but he did not have time to give it a proper burial before moving out of the apartment.
Police said the man faces prosecution for violating the "Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz" (animal cadaver removal law).
If you can say "Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz" three times fast, you win a prize.
I could ... and even more times and even other laws.
However, as of January 2004, the Tierkörperbeseitigungsgestz was suspened because it's since that time part of the Tierische-Nebenprodukte-Beseitigungsgesetz (Animal-byproducts-removal-law) :wink:
I have a spare 42-L. And Alban Berg music in the padded comfort room.
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farmerman
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 02:42 pm
I swear he just followed me here, can we keep him?
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CalamityJane
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 02:55 pm
Yes, but don't push him into the freezer.
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spendius
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 03:15 pm
"Not just yet." , as St Augustine famously said when contemplating taking his vow of chastity.
He wrote all that stuff after he couldn't get at the flesh anymore and he wished to let the young men of the world see the utter futility in a life of debauchery unto a standstill.
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CalamityJane
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 03:24 pm
Yes, I can understand that if one cannot get any flesh, one will
preach the futility of it.
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spendius
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 05:27 pm
Quote:
I dreamed I saw St. Augustine,
Alive as you or me,
Tearing through these quarters
In the utmost misery,
With a blanket underneath his arm
And a coat of solid gold,
Searching for the very souls
Whom already have been sold.
"Arise, arise," he cried so loud,
In a voice without restraint,
"Come out, ye gifted kings and queens
And hear my sad complaint.
No martyr is among ye now
Whom you can call your own,
So go on your way accordingly
But know you're not alone."
I dreamed I saw St. Augustine,
Alive with fiery breath,
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones
That put him out to death.
Oh, I awoke in anger,
So alone and terrified,
I put my fingers against the glass
And bowed my head and cried.
Bob Dylan.
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Reyn
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Sun 6 Aug, 2006 05:32 pm
farmerman wrote:
I remember the Americanized name for the V-2 rocket was daslaudenswischenupenairenmachendendasfallendurchloudenboomenholengrund
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