Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon"

littlek wrote:

Wow!

I'm surprised Kris didn't show a bit more excitement than this.

Intercourse is the hub where the Amish and the local folks do their business

Excitement? While I don't consider myself to be prudish, I am American - that seems a bit much for me. Or maybe, I just don't get the connection between masturbation and AIDS awareness.... exactly.

WHAT IS A MASTURBATE-A-THON?

For the very first time the Masturbate-a-thon is coming to the UK. After six successful years in San Francisco the event has finally arrived in Europe, and will this year take place in London, on Saturday 5th August 2006.

What I want to know Cal, seeing as how you are a veteran on this thread, is how they police with scientific integrity this-

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nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

with regard to any ladies who turn up. The gents are easy.

I would risk sponsoring the three gentlemen you mentioned at £1 an hour and double for seconds but I'm not sure I would sponsor a lady.

How do they adjudicate on ladies.

A famous lesbian French writer, Colette she styled herself as, had electrodes fixed to her partners body to see if she could be sure that all the ooohing and aahing was genuine.

Can you provide us with the definitive science. After all you are an advocate of science I gather.

Reyn wrote:

littlek wrote:

Wow!

I'm surprised Kris didn't show a bit more excitement than this.

Excitement? While I don't consider myself to be prudish, I am American - that seems a bit much for me. Or maybe, I just don't get the connection between masturbation and AIDS awareness.... exactly.

On an almost entirely unrelated note, did you folks know that there was a village called Intercourse in Pennsylvania?

spendius, when it comes to matters of faking orgasm, I have no
experience whatsoever, so I am afraid, I have to pass, spendius.

CalamityJane wrote:

spendius, when it comes to matters of faking orgasm, I have no
experience whatsoever, so I am afraid, I have to pass, spendius.

I think Jane should work for the U.N. She's such a diplomat. :wink:

LittleK, surely you see the connection. One way to get aids is with unsafe sex. Masturbation is a substitute for sex. Ergo, masturbation is a safety mechanism...if you wash your hands.

I have actually driven through Intercourse on several occassions.

Lovely ride.

The first christmas I came home from college, my parents had bought a fancy new car just weeks before...

They picked me up at the airport and while we were cruising home home they were showing me all the features. I was thinking it was like a James Bond or Batman car with an emergency ejection seat and everything, so of course I blurted out without thinking...


"Man! I'll bet this this even has an ejaculation seat!!!"




I couldn't finger out for about 10 miles why they stopped talking.

At the Masturbate-a-thon, participants get loved ones to sponsor them for a certain amount of money for every minute they masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon, the number of orgasms they achieve or simply for having the courage to turn up and take part! Some participants have vowed to beat the US record for masturbation of 8 hours and 32 minutes, set by a man at a previous Masturbate-a-thon event in the USA.