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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 02:51 pm
Who wants to tackle this one?
Deckchair trapped testicles
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
I'll think of something funny to say if I can only stop laughing hysterically for a few moments.
The funniest thing about is that this little gem somehow made the news. all that's missing is the appropriate photo.
Now, that would have been worth 1000 words, eh?
Hmmm, did you know that if you did a search on the word 'testicles' that you get results of about 3,260 items?
Now here seems like a little gem that could be appropriate for our story here.
Now why would you go and put a perfectly good H.I. story in General News?
If it's not in H.I., it doesn't exist.
Reyn
Reyn wrote:Now why would you go and put a perfectly good H.I. story in General News?
If it's not in H.I., it doesn't exist.
Because I'm a dummy, that's why.
BBB
Re: Reyn
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Reyn wrote:Now why would you go and put a perfectly good H.I. story in General News?
If it's not in H.I., it doesn't exist.
Because I'm a dummy, that's why.
That's okay, we love you anyways. :wink:
[smooch]
rather than killing a deck chair, why didnt they just soak the guys nuts in ice water?
Perhaps I should have posted this in the Philosophy forum instead?
From Sienfeld
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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