Quote:Isn't anyone gonna share childhood drinking memories? Ya'll honestly never had a drink before a certain time in high school?
Yea...lol, I was getting there...just been on the phone...lol
7 or 8 years old, I'd sneak Budweiser ponies out of my dad's fridge...and get lit.....thought I was bad to the bone.
My first real drunk was when I was 13, my parents decided they were going to break me wanting to drink, so they had a friend go to the bright spot and buy "
Fighting Cock", yep..some real nasty crap...
3 pints later, my brother and I was completely plastered & giggly...
Now...my mother thought that this was going to teach us one of the better
lesson's in life sat diligently through this, encouraging us to continue drinking, even so the point that she talked my step-father into getting a 5th out of the cabinet to further our drunk...and in doing so, I refused to drink, unless he joined me. LOL
(Can we say.."How stupid can you get? These folks didn't think about alcohol poisoning!)
So...instead of shot glasses like the
Fighting Cock had been drank with, he gathered up a Bourbon glass filling it up with
Yukon Jack, to which I despise to this day. He'd drink a glass, I'd drink a glass....
Mother thought it was cute till I started to puke in the carpet...and called her the "Worlds Biggest Bitch"...had a change of heart after those harshly spoken words...and then had to put up with a drunk husband to boot...she decided it wasn't so cute....
And of course, I had to endure the 3 hour lecture the next morning about the pitfalls of drinking..and calling people Bitches....