Gee Whiz, It's a Talking Urinal

I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm in there, I'm not looking for conversation. And I think I may be inspired to pee all over everything but the urinal to get the point across that I don't care about advertising while emptying my bladder. When will the toilet seats start talking, too?

Toilet seat "Why, you've been a long time. Having trouble going? Why not try Kelloggs All Bran....one bowl a day, and it'll come out like a flock of starlings."

I didn't know R Kelly watched CMT.

I've experienced these already (not the urinal one, but one that's activated by the lock in a toilet stall). Maybe I'm just *lucky* and in a test market. Very, very irritating.

I've also seen them destroyed by vandalism. With lots of graffiti saying things like "Take that, a$$hole" and "You go, gurl!". Obviously, I'm not the only one they irk.

To me, it's "one small step backward for mankind, one large leap for advertising stupidity!"

I mean, c'mon, who wants someone yakking at them while using The Facilities?