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Linkat
 
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:15 am
DrewDad gave me the poop expert title, previously held by Gus. But now that Gus is back, who gets this title?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:30 am
Re: Who Gets the Poop Expert Title?
Linkat wrote:
DrewDad gave me the poop expert title, previously held by Gus. But now that Gus is back, who gets this title?


Who else except Dyslexia, the official A2K poopity head?

BBB
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:42 am
Ah, me, I guess. I trained in a parasite lab back in sixties. I was the perfect person for it, me with the diminished sense of smell. Luckily, that didn't become my life's work...
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 01:38 pm
A healthy turds are always S-shaped.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 01:50 pm
Jeepers - I thought my only competition was going to be Gus! And who would have thought that so many people wanted such a title and with such qualifications.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 01:53 pm
Being a former zoo keeper puts me in the running--no pun intender. As the Eskimos have many words for snow, so do zoo keepers have many words for poop or scat. Even this statement is full of s**t. See, my consciousness is suitable only for scatological scribblings. At least I must be considered a serious candidate.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 02:24 pm
so then what type of animals has the stinkiest poop?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 02:35 pm
I'm not a judge of that (see earlier post).

Coluber, you probably had some material left over for some fine art work..
let's call a museum..
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 02:50 pm
ossobuco wrote:
I'm not a judge of that (see earlier post).

Coluber, you probably had some material left over for some fine art work..
let's call a museum..


No, but I'm a potter, and clay and dung do share some qualities.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 02:53 pm
I'm thinking of a recent famously controversial piece..
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:01 pm
I read an article recently that Bush's bodily excretions are top secret. He has a private, portable toilet and everything is captured.

Our tax dollars at work....
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 06:44 pm
I dubbed myself the poop queen on the grit & grimace (I think) thread.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 08:23 pm
DrewDad wrote:
I read an article recently that Bush's bodily excretions are top secret. He has a private, portable toilet and everything is captured.

Our tax dollars at work....


It's top secret, I imagine, because he craps out of his mouth. This would then explain why he talks out of his ass.

Zing! I'm here all week, bitches.
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