I love angelic faces of my babies
I love country double-wides
I loving doing the tango.
I love icicles sparkling in the sun.
I love judging wet T shirt competitions
I love keeping my tee shirt dry.
I love naughty boys :wink:
I love zonking out in the festering pit with United Utilities powering up the over and under bankets and listening to the distant hum from the motorway which tells me that all's well with the snooker on and nothing pressing to get up for.
I love obliterating alphabetical sequence errors which, though I know they are frowned uopn, get me in the mood for a good festering session as well as correcting my mishtakshesh.
I love picking on spendi when he is pissed, drink Aussie Crown Lager and not that John Smith dishwater mate, makes you feel good and spell better too!
I love queuing up at the self-service counter when the chubby ladies from the typing pool come down like a flock of locusts.
I love red haired chubby ladies.
