I love silence when I'm reading
I love virgin hair (hair without previous chemical treatment)
I love yapping dogs whilst I'm trying to have a kip on my hammock.
I love grasshoppers on toast with marmite spread, onion salt, and red hot chilli's
I don't believe you
I love ham and eggs
I love innocent women, but there are none!
I love jolly decent chaps but ditto!
I love kit-kats to follow my grasshoppers.