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Anybody who ever cared about him should have beaten him half to death to prevent him from that.

I feel diminished just seeing it.

I was poised for brekkies just a minute ago.

I'm not hungry now.

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yeah.

and I can not be the only one who is seeing some sugar in his tank.

oh man

there go my childhood sex fantasies..

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He's got very nice posture.

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

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I saw him swinging from one incredibly huge amp to another in Biloxi a few decades ago. He must have had a pair of double thickness, insulated, calf length hunting socks crammed into his pants. It was the first thing I saw upon entering the Coliseum.

The crotch of Roth... <sigh>

and now, this!

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Fiddle player's good, though.

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I actually enjoyed the music.

Oddly enough to me, it is a really neat re-make

But the performance i am USED to.. VS this?
oh man.

I too used to watch DLR and wonder if his on stage antics were better in bed.
now..

well..

**** that. Laughing

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I'm confused. Which one was DLR?

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I have had this conversation with several people now. Diamond Dave is a filthy rich former rockstar, a legend, a no bullshit martial arts master and probably the greatest rock frontman ever.

He is also doing what he's always done best... f*cking with everyone in general, and also f*cking with those ass hole Van Halen brothers in particular. He's rich enough to do it on a grand scale and get it done on the Tonight Show.

Meanwhile Eddie sits in his room drunk and too stupid to realize that VH is **** without Dave, and not even at least passable without Sammy.

Dave on this Tonight Show clip may be a caricature, but it's of his own making and for his own amusement.

I like that.

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What the &*^*%

I'm so not getting what he's trying to do there. What's going on with his mouth?

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ehBeth wrote:

What's going on with his mouth?

blowers cramp.

Laughing

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I was going to ask, "what's he ON???", but then I watched some of the other videos.

I hope BVT is right about the f'n with bit.

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Welp, ....he totally bombed as Howard Stern's replacement...

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

He is also doing what he's always done best... f*cking with everyone in general, and also f*cking with those ass hole Van Halen brothers in particular.

That's exactly what I got out of it... The cheesy grin, the cheesy remake, the cheesy CD title...

But how can you not like bluegrass? It's so... peppy!

Didn't Steve Martin have a bit about how you can't be sad when you hear a banjo playing?

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He can do one thing

+

He doesn't do that thing anymore.

=

he can't do anything.

I could just sit down and cry.

Why doesn't Eddie just realize his life ended when he canned DLR and just get him back?? (Is Eddie still upright? He's pretty wasted these days, eh?)

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He also seems to be making fun of those celebs with vanity bands.

A practical joke on a grand scale. MIT would be proud.

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Remember when Eddie Van Halen was married to Valerie Bertinelli?

You could hardly tell the two of them apart... Razz

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I just caught up on Bertinelli/VH facts.

He had mouth cancer from smoking--and had part of his tongue removed--and then starting smoking again..... After a couple of decades of alcoholism and scaring Wolfgang--that seemed to be the last straw for her.

(He looks pretty rough lately Shocked

)

They did look like sister and brother in the 80's-----and lived like sist4r and brother it seems in the 90's....

Boy, does this seem familiar.

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

I have had this conversation with several people now. Diamond Dave is a filthy rich former rockstar, a legend, a no bullshit martial arts master and probably the greatest rock frontman ever.

He is also doing what he's always done best... f*cking with everyone in general, and also f*cking with those ass hole Van Halen brothers in particular. He's rich enough to do it on a grand scale and get it done on the Tonight Show.

Meanwhile Eddie sits in his room drunk and too stupid to realize that VH is **** without Dave, and not even at least passable without Sammy.

Dave on this Tonight Show clip may be a caricature, but it's of his own making and for his own amusement.

I like that.

Yes!

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Dont look...

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