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Wed 21 Jun, 2006 04:22 pm
What a dolt!
Thai burglar falls asleep on the job; arrested after snoring rouses shop owner
BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) - A burglar who broke into a small grocery shop in northern Thailand was caught after he hid under the store owner's bed, drank a few beers and started snoring, police said Wednesday.
The suspect broke into the grocery in Uthai Thani province, 200 kilometres north of Bangkok, in the middle of the night, stole some beers and quickly sought cover when he heard the owner of the shop stirring, a police spokesman said.
The robber chose to hide under a bed in the shop - the same bed that the owner was sleeping on at the time, the spokesman said.
While waiting to flee, the robber drank a few of the stolen beers and eventually passed out. He then started snoring so loudly that he woke up the shop's owner, who quietly called police.
The suspect, Wiman Sukchareon, 32, was charged with breaking and entering and faces six months in prison.
I would have used the Ambien alibi.
"Where am I? what happened? This is bullshit! Wheres my Ambien and what are you people doing in my house!?!?
Okay, so are you going to tell us what an "Ambien alibi" is all about, or what buddy? :wink:
Ambien! It's all the rage. That that sleeping med everybody is sleepwaking on. I think I heard somthing about one of the Keneddys wrecking his car and blaming it on Ambien.
Other peopl have woke up to a trashed kitchen with ice cream cheese puffs everywhere. Some people have reported driving and not even knowing they were driving.
Ambien buddy! Ambien!
I'm gonna go grab some chicks ass and when she slaps me i'm going to pretend to snap out of an Ambien comma and say "Oh wow, I think you saved my life baby. I have to buy you dinner now."
O-o-o-k-k-a-a-y-y-y-y.......
Thanks for that.
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