Woman murdered with a sausage

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The wurst way to go?

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.

Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage.

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The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

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I ain't touching this one.

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the plot thickens

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at least she wasnt bludgeoned with a krakowska

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not a Chicago hot dog, apparently...

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So, the questions begs, why a sausage?

If he had the intent of killing this woman, why wouldn't he just use his hands? Seems more efficient.

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Reyn wrote:

So, the questions begs, why a sausage?

If he had the intent of killing this woman, why wouldn't he just use his hands? Seems more efficient.

i guess there's no accounting for taste.

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Reyn, Reyn .....
I knew that was you posting when I saw the thread title!

Razz

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msolga wrote:

Reyn, Reyn .....
I knew that was you posting when I saw the thread title!

My reputation has preceded me, huh? :wink:

Somebody's gotta do it!

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Should sausages be registered?

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I think there should be a sausage registery.

Canada has one you know.

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Only the fresh ones...

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The bockwurst is Germany's WMD. Several sausage factories have already been closed down to prevent rogue producers aiding terrorists in reassembling these tools of murder and mayhem.

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If they ever learn how to put a sausage in a car . . .

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You realize this has opened a whole can of worms. It's like the sodium nitrate thing.

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I question whether the president and the congress can have the resolve to shut down the sausage plants before the situation gets totally out of hand.

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What I want to know is...

Will they be issuing concealed sausage permits soon?

And if so, will certain anonymous rock stars apply? Laughing

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I don't know whether anyone elsa has noticed it, but that sausage looks remarkably like a small willy!

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I smell a business opportunity here.

Specialty holsters for those concealed sausages.

It's a weiner, I mean winner, right?

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

I don't know whether anyone elsa has noticed it, but that sausage looks remarkably like a small willy!

Only english ones, I understand from reliable sources.

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