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Fri 9 Jun, 2006 09:03 am
Pizza Man Dressed As Superhero Comes To Rescue
(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Spiderman and Luke Pie Rocker?
All of the above have done their part to rid the world of criminals and Luke Pie Rocker is Minnesota's own.
Luke Pie Rocker, a pizza delivery guy in costume in the Uptown area of Minneapolis, spends most of his time tooling around town, making pizza deliveries in his little electric car.
Tuesday night, Luke Pie Rocker became at least one woman's superhero, as he came to the rescue of a robbery victim screaming for help.
"I was leaving a delivery and there was a woman screaming at someone to drop the purse," said Galactic Pizza's Cameron Evans, known as Luke Pie Rocker on his night job.
It was Terry Skarman. She was walking home from work at the Wedge Co-op when a robber snuck up and grabbed her purse. When the robber took off with Skarman's purse, the superhero sprung into action.
"I was getting into my gizmo and realized what I should do and I dropped my pizza bag and went running after," said Evans.
So Luke Pie Rocker and two other men chased the robber. They got to him and got Skarman's purse back.
And if you were wondering what a "gizmo" was, Evans explains.
"This is a gizmo, they all have names, I believe this is frank," said Evans as he showed off his tiny electric vehicle.
Dressing up is just a part of his quirky job.
"I have my sateen short shorts which provide speed and light reflection. The tights are just for professionalism. Oh the cape's just there so I look good," said Evans.
Evans attributes his speed to his getup.
"I probably wouldn't have been able to move nearly as quickly if I weren't in my full superhero gear," said Evans.
I heard about this guy on the radio on my way to work this morning. I hope this leads to more people dressing up as superheros and swinging from buildings and jumping from car to car and such. It will make the news much more interesting.
Wasn't this a movie with the dude from Three's Company?
I heard he's being sued by Aquaman and the Human Torch for infringing on their territory.
Our hero! (Minus the cape)
I don't think I'd order pizza from this guy...
I wouldn't ask this guy for the time, much less pizza.
Thank god he's not wearing a codpiece. Then again, that might spice that costume up more.
Good grief! I thought he WAS wearing a codpiece! Apparently, being a superhero pizza guy is very exciting work!
I thought he was just very happy to be delivering pizza.
It's where they store the pepperoni.
Are those things street legal? I'd like to get one!
The thing that worries me most is he appears to have an erection!
tin_sword_arthur wrote:It will make the news much more interesting.
It will certainly make the H.I. busy. :wink:
NickFun wrote:The thing that worries me most is he appears to have an erection!
Maybe he's just happy in his job.
A little TOO happy, if you ask me!
(Yikes, I hope nobody dressed like that ever shows up at my door unless it's Halloween.)
With or without the "happiness"?
That makes me wonder about the picture, Reyn. Maybe someone ordered a pizza with extra happiness.
I'm glad I don't eat pizza anymore. This image is burned into my brain.