Crazy neighbor washing car in the rain

Yeah, I tried to let the rain wash my first car for a number of years. It looked like crap. And rusted.
Maybe you should go across the street (or where ever she is in relation to you) and let her know that if she's going to let rainwater do half the job, she may as well pee on the car to get the other half done.

Naw, we're not that friendly!

It's a townhouse complex and that's her parked next to our blue Echo.

Get her to wash your car, too, while she's at it.
Or have some fun with her. Tell her not to forget to check her blinker fluid.

Thanks alot - I gonna have nightmares seeing those beautiful views. Nice cellulite.

Don't forget to remind her to have her tires revulcanized.

Not a bad idea, actually, as the rain water will provide a spot-free rinse.

It's driving in the rain that makes one's car so dirty.

She should wax afterward, though. And not in direct sunlight.

And how many pictures of each of us have been posted anonymously on the Internet?

God help us all.

Complete with license plates...

i can't believe you posted pictures of your neighbor with her identifying information. You normally seem so responsible.

At what age do women so lose it that we start to think a plastic rain bonnet is a good idea?

Take 40 years off her and put on a pair of skin tight cutoffs and a tank top. THAT would be a great shot!

I don't understand the big deal about having your license plate posted online. How many people see it when you're driving down the street? When it's parked? It's not exactly private information. Nobody's going to be able to steal your identity using the info gathered from a plate #.

Looking at her, I highly doubt she's going to attract many stalkers anyway.

That being said, I'd hit it. (ugggggghhhh).

I have been duly chastised.

Trust me though when I say that nobody messes with this person. Everybody in the complex is scared of her.