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Sun 4 Jun, 2006 10:52 am
Italian Porn Star Offers To Trade Sex With Bin Laden For Peace
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden as an olive branch of sorts, according to a report from the AP.
The 55-year-old porn queen reportedly stated that it was about time somebody took on the terrorist and claimed she just might be the woman for the job.
Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it ... I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
The busty blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, warns Bin Laden to learn from Saddam Hussein's mistake.
In the 1990s she allegedly offered herself to Saddam if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken her up her offer "who knows what might have happened."
Sadly, Cicciolina is probably right.
Probably Bin Laden is so busy sodomizing his soldiers in a cave somewhere that he has lost his taste for women....
I offer from here in eastern NC some tasty pork barbeque instead....
I thought those Taliban freaks were against the sexually open attitudes of the Western culture?
Shows how bright those used up 55 year old porn stars really are. Besides, if he would bang a porn star in exhange for peace, I'm sure he'd want a barely-legal one. Possibly an amputee as well.
an amputee and a tube of warming ky can be big fun....
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