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Fri 2 Jun, 2006 12:57 pm
Artist uses penis to paint PM
An Australian painter has gained notoriety by using his penis as a brush to paint a portrait of the Prime Minister.
Tim Patch also used his penis to paint opposition leader Kim Beazley, reports the Sidney Morning Herald.
He unveiled both portraits at the opening of the Sexpo exhibition in Perth.
Mr Patch, from Queensland, admitted his family were a little surprised by his new painting technique.
He said: "My dad is not too impressed. He shook his head and said: "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"."
The former builder was drawing quick portraits in a market until recently.
"Then I told a friend I could paint with my d*** and she was really enthusiastic," he said.
After revealing his talent at a New Year's Eve party, he started sending his penile art pictures to galleries.
"But nobody really wanted to know until I sent them to Sexpo and they loved it," he said.
What's his name? Dick Turpin-tine?
I can't paint with mine, but it does come in jolly handy for the better half when she wants somewhere to hang a bath towel now and then.
I've never even thought of using mine for painting. Kinda give new meaning to "Different strokes for different folks", though.
Glad to hear it was the PM's portrait being painted, not the PM. Somehow, the title suggested. . . .
Yup, there's one in every crowd, eh?
Ain't that just the truth, though?
I'm contemplating whitewashing the fence with mine.
Oil-based? Sounds like a painful process.
I've always wanted to find a use for it. Thanks to your story, I now have one.
Hmmm
dont touch the white paint..
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. "And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with is penis.
Lord Ellpus wrote:What's his name? Dick Turpin-tine?
I can't paint with mine, but it does come in jolly handy for the better half when she wants somewhere to hang a bath towel now and then.
Squinney likes to perch a dozen songbirds on mine in the morning when we're taking coffee on the patio....lovely, lilting, and a treat for the eyes as well....
One must assume the is a difference between these paintings and his previous work. A vas defrens.
Ooooh, and Mr. Drew wins today's Pun Award!
DrewDad wrote:One must assume the is a difference between these paintings and his previous work. A vas defrens.
<groan>
ohhhhh
god!
hehe..that was pretty damn good though..
This story reminds me of an older earlier story
HERE.
And here's a photo of the painter:
painting the pm with his penis?
Now that would take balls!
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