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Alleged Thief Squeezes Calves in Small Car
OGDENSBURG, N.Y. (AP) - A man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly stealing seven calves from a Canton farmer, sheriff's deputies said.
Victor R. Gardner, 22, is accused of squeezing seven of the young cattle into the back seat and trunk of a 2000 Dodge Neon. He is charged with third-degree burglary and third-degree grand larceny.
Gardner had the help of an accomplice when he allegedly drove the calves to a barn in DeKalb, St. Lawrence County Sheriff's deputies said.
Two of the calves were sold, the rest are missing and presumed dead.
Gardner, who has a history of burglaries, is being held in St. Lawrence County jail without bail.