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Tue 23 May, 2006 04:46 pm
Good thing nobody told her about the "dirty fork"!
Wife Attacks Husband, Lover With Bug Spray
ATHENS, Ala. -- That'll teach them for being unfaithful.
Seems police in Athens, Alabama charged a local woman with domestic violence for clobbering her husband and another woman on their heads with a can of Raid bug spray after she found them together.
Police said a, "nosy neighbor" called the woman at work on Friday and told her husband was at their apartment having an affair with another woman. The woman left work and went home where she found the two together.
Officers said the unnamed woman who was struck needed stitches for a head wound, and the husband was also cut but didn't require medical treatment.
26-year-old Cornelia Cottrell Smith of Athens was arrested and was released from the City Jail after posting a $1,000 bond.
nobody told me either. what's a "dirty fork"?
God, this thread title had me confused. I was thinking, why was she attacking her husband and her lover at once? Were they ganging up on her?
reyn : you are being accused of false advertising !
"...Wife Attacks Husband, Lover With Bug Spray..."
i had to read the whole story to find out the wife clobbered them with the can . i was hoping for a good "spraybomb" story ... yeeez , what a disappointment . hbg
In fact, I was thinking, God that sounds like something Dag would do. Thats why I came in here actually.
Oh, hi Dag! Lovely weather, eh?
lovely. how are your eyes, still recovering from that spraybomb?
and what's a DIRTY FORK?!
dagmaraka wrote:lovely. how are your eyes, still recovering from that spraybomb?
Doing nicely, thanks. And how's your husband?
"the dirty fork" - part of a monty python sketch
see the fork ?
hamburger wrote:"the dirty fork" - part of a monty python sketch
see the fork ?
Thanks, ham. Nice to see someone "on the ball". :wink:
nimh wrote:dagmaraka wrote:lovely. how are your eyes, still recovering from that spraybomb?
Doing nicely, thanks. And how's your husband?
he's very nicely dead, thank you for asking.
It's the funniest sketch since the beginning of time. Perhaps with the exception of the cruxification scene from "Life of Brian".
dagmaraka wrote:nimh wrote:dagmaraka wrote:lovely. how are your eyes, still recovering from that spraybomb?
Doing nicely, thanks. And how's your husband?
he's very nicely dead, thank you for asking.
Oh goodie. Well, when you want me to "bug" you again, just call.
Quote:Officers said the unnamed woman who was struck needed stitches for a head wound, and the husband was also cut but didn't require medical treatment.
ha! its only a fleshwound.
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