oh dear, canadian is it? that makes all the difference.
afraid you can't be helped.
good luck.
but try this little ditty. excellent bathroom reading for the constipated,......"the Blue and Brown Books" Ludwig Wittgenstein, excellent and simple (and at $15US is whole of a lot less than $300) it will make you think, about thinking.
stay away from Plato, he'll rot your brain out.
btw: you'll fit in fine with the rest of your buddies from the Great White North around here.