How Kipper the catfish burnt the house down Kipper proved an all-too-apt name for the catfish thought to have started the fire by splashing water from his aquarium onto sockets below. The creature perished in the flames.
It's just so easy to blame the victim, which in this case is the hapless and burnt catfish, rather than our own stupidity at leaving a splashing bowl so close to an electrical outlet!
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Reyn
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Mon 22 May, 2006 07:57 pm
Is that the best you can do on this story, Mr. Fun? Sheesh! I half-expected comebacks of a nicely cooked delicacy, or something similar.
Just wait until Blacksmith comes by. :wink:
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edgarblythe
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Mon 22 May, 2006 08:19 pm
I don't like my catfish that well burnt. I'll just have a glass of tea and a blt.
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Reyn
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Mon 22 May, 2006 09:14 pm
Say, Edgar, if you were to cook a catfish, would you use the shortcut method of throwing 'em into a frypan, or do you prefer the longer fishtank process?
Enquiring minds need to know!
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edgarblythe
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Mon 22 May, 2006 09:19 pm
I strangle my catfish and then frycook it. Mighty tasty, breaded.
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Reyn
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Mon 22 May, 2006 09:25 pm
Sounds yummy. By the way, you don't give it a name or anything before you cook 'em up, do you?
That reminds me, we just had odd cod the other night.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 22 May, 2006 09:46 pm
Felix the Catfish. Somehow, it tastes better, personalized.
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Eva
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:02 pm
Mmmm! Blackened catfish!
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yitwail
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:12 pm
looks more like a kittyfish to me.
(btw Reyn, i drew my 2nd straight game against Zormaster. but i don't think we'll be playing any more, at least until i become a more *interesting* opponent for her)
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blacksmithn
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:16 pm
Alright, I'll say because somebody's got to!
There's something fishy about this story, I just feel it in my sole.
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yitwail
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:34 pm
yeah, somebody's trying to kipper lid on it, perhaps.
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blacksmithn
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:37 pm
Something finny's going on alright. The scales of justice will soon weigh out the truth though!
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yitwail
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:39 pm
right, and there's more than one way to skin a catfish
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Reyn
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Tue 23 May, 2006 02:50 pm
I knew you guys wouldn't let me down.
(Good one on the draw, btw)
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blacksmithn
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Tue 23 May, 2006 03:14 pm
If they nail the right culprit, somebody will soon be singing a different tuna.
This was clearly no accident. It was done on porpoise!
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yitwail
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Tue 23 May, 2006 03:16 pm
yeah, like the president said, man & the catfish can coexist!
but i don't think we'll be playing any more, at least until i become a more *interesting* opponent for her)
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