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How Kipper the catfish burnt the house down

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 04:36 pm
How Kipper the catfish burnt the house down

A CATFISH called Kipper is being blamed for starting a fire that destroyed his owner's home.

Kipper might have been an 8in (20cm) slippery customer, but was an unlikely suspect as a potential arsonist. Nonetheless Sharron Killahena, the fish's owner, is sure that he was the culprit.

Dripping water led to a short circuit that caused a power surge. That, in turn, melted the lid of the fish tank. Burning plastic dripped on to a sofa that caught fire, setting off a smoke alarm.

The alarm woke Miss Killahena, 25, her two children Nicole, 6, and Kerry, 2, and their landlord, Simon Justice, giving them all time to escape. All four were treated in hospital for smoke inhalation.

Afterwards Miss Killahenna said that Kipper was a notoriously belligerent fish and often fought with other occupants of her 5ft aquarium.

She suspects that the fish's antics caused water to splash on to a power socket, starting the chain of events that led to the fire.

Miss Killahena, from Poole, Dorset, said: "We have big fish in the tank ?- oscars, which are up to 10in long. One of the oscars and the catfish tend playfully to fight each other.

"In the past when they have done this they have moved rocks in the tank because of the waves they create. Water has managed to get through the lid and on to the floor.

"Sadly it looks like that has happened here. But the water got on to the plugs below, caused the light to malfunction and started the fire.

"Absolutely everything is ruined and the sitting room is gutted. The rest of the house is completely blackened by the smoke. You work so hard to get things perfect and then something like this happens."

The fish were not as fortunate as the human beings. Heat from the blaze caused the tank to shatter and Kipper, four oscars and one suckerfish came flooding out. Although the water quenched some of the flames, the fish did not survive. Miss Killahenna added: "It's a shame to lose them because they were really beautiful."

In the wild, catfish are scavengers, feeding best in warm weather at night ?- which could explain Kipper's frisky behaviour.

The family are now staying with her mother Linda, 51, who lives near by.

A spokesman for Dorset Fire and Rescue Service confimed that its investigations were centred on the fish tank. He said: "The cause of the blaze is currently under investigation.

"The suspected cause is a malfunction of the fish tank lighting unit, but the investigation may reveal whether or not the fish had anything to do with it."

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Kipper proved an all-too-apt name for the catfish thought to have started the fire by splashing water from his aquarium onto sockets below. The creature perished in the flames.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 05:30 pm
It's just so easy to blame the victim, which in this case is the hapless and burnt catfish, rather than our own stupidity at leaving a splashing bowl so close to an electrical outlet!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 07:57 pm
Is that the best you can do on this story, Mr. Fun? Sheesh! I half-expected comebacks of a nicely cooked delicacy, or something similar.

Just wait until Blacksmith comes by. :wink:
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 08:19 pm
I don't like my catfish that well burnt. I'll just have a glass of tea and a blt.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:14 pm
Say, Edgar, if you were to cook a catfish, would you use the shortcut method of throwing 'em into a frypan, or do you prefer the longer fishtank process?

Enquiring minds need to know!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:19 pm
I strangle my catfish and then frycook it. Mighty tasty, breaded.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:25 pm
Sounds yummy. By the way, you don't give it a name or anything before you cook 'em up, do you?

That reminds me, we just had odd cod the other night.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:46 pm
Felix the Catfish. Somehow, it tastes better, personalized.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:02 pm
http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,297247,00.jpg

Mmmm! Blackened catfish!
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:12 pm
looks more like a kittyfish to me.

(btw Reyn, i drew my 2nd straight game against Zormaster. Cool but i don't think we'll be playing any more, at least until i become a more *interesting* opponent for her)
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:16 pm
Alright, I'll say because somebody's got to!

There's something fishy about this story, I just feel it in my sole.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:34 pm
yeah, somebody's trying to kipper lid on it, perhaps.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:37 pm
Something finny's going on alright. The scales of justice will soon weigh out the truth though!
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:39 pm
right, and there's more than one way to skin a catfish
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 02:50 pm
I knew you guys wouldn't let me down.


(Good one on the draw, btw)
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 03:14 pm
If they nail the right culprit, somebody will soon be singing a different tuna.

This was clearly no accident. It was done on porpoise!
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 03:16 pm
yeah, like the president said, man & the catfish can coexist!

(thanx, reyn :wink: )
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