Boy finds snake in loo

WEll now, that would be a bit un-nerving!

Ooh, I saw your post here and did a double take...

This gives "makemeshiver" a whole new meaning!

I had that same thing happen to me once, but I WAS thinking naughty thoughts at the time.....

I heard a similar story in the mid 80's and have been scared about going to the loo ever since!!

Don't worry MG!
You needn't be scared, as women experience little or no physical change when they think naughty thoughts.

Ah.....I now realise that you were referring to the snake, MG.

Yes, one should always be worried about getting a long slithery thing up one's Khyber.

So, is there a phobia for being scared to use a toilet?

I believe in latin its called 'Non squattius before you lookius'.

How many eyes did this snake have?



And I don't blame it for trying to escape....

Snakes are reasonably commom indoors here one or two reports each year.

as are redback spiders which can be very nasty but usualy not fatal.
For those of you who dont know what a redback is
it looks like this; and is about half inch across including legs so not real big.


There is quite a famouse country music song (at least in OZ.)

THE REDBACK ON THE TOILET SEAT
by Slim Newton

There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

I jumped high up into the air
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty redback spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed into the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit.
She grabbed a cut-throat razor-blade
And I nearly took a fit.

I said, "Just forget what's on your mind
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."

There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

And now I'm here in hospital
A sad and sorry sight,
And I curse the redback spider
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I can't sit up
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny
But that's not my point of view.

I tell you its embarassing,
And that's to say the least,
That I'm too sick to eat a bit
While that spider had a feast.

And when I get back home again
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that redback suffer
For the pain I'm going through.

I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live.

There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

But now I'm here in hospital
A sad and sorry sight,
And I curse the redback spider
On the toilet seat last night.

Hey, good one!