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WHY IS THE WIMMINS SO DUMB?

 
 
Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 06:52 am
Why did God made the women?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 06:58 am
How else would mins know they is superior of intellectuality?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:05 am
Je n'ai aucune idée, Mon Vieux.

Good point, DP, you may be on to something there . . .
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:11 am
Francis wrote:
Why did God made the women?


Dish-washers have no clue about sex...
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:13 am
BBB
God knew them dumb mins would need some help to fix their screw-ups, so smart wimmins had to be created.

BBB
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:16 am
sheep dont do "get us another beer love" at all well at least thats my experience.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:24 am
Why women wear a wedding white dress?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:26 am
BBB
Francis wrote:
Why women wear a wedding white dress?


For the same reason the mins wear codpieces.

BBB
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:29 am
Na, it's white as for it to match with the dish-washer, fridge and so on...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:32 am
Disclaimer:

I think Ive poeted this joke before.... but it does seem appropo...



God sent Gabriel down to the Garden to find out why Adam and Eve weren't being fruitful and multiplying.

Gabriel returned to heaven and told God he had neglected to give them reproductive organs so God whiipped a pair up right away and told Gabriel to get them down there.

Gabriel asked "Lord, who gets which pair?"

The Lord thought a moment and said

"Give the vagina to the stupid one"
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:35 am
Where's the worst place to pickup women?

The laundromat.... if the bitch can't afford a washer and dryer how is she going to support you?
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:36 am
Why do women fake orgasms?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:36 am
most useless gift for a woman

wristwatch.... there's a clock on the stove
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:37 am
the answer was wrist watch... why would the Censors censor that?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:38 am
Francis wrote:
Why do women fake orgasms?


who cares?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 07:38 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
the answer was wrist watch... why would the Censors censor that?
proof positive the censors are wimmins....
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