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Thu 18 May, 2006 03:24 pm
This country boy as dying for love of a girl, who didn't acknowledge his existence. One day, he's out on the mountainside, amoanin' and agroanin' most piteously. He keeps sayin': Why, God, why?.
Suddenly, the sky clouds up and darkens, and a shaft of light shoots down, bathing his face in brilliant light. A voice booms out to shake the very stones beneath the boy's feet . . .
What are you complaining about, Boy?
God, well . . . well . . . ya see, there's this her girl, an' . . . an' . . .
Yes, Yes, i know all about it. Well, what of it.
Oh God, why did you make girls so beautiful?
That's so that you'll love them, son.
But why did you make then so stupid?
That's so they'll love you, Boy.
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Is that true? Is that why the wimmins is so dumb?
I know the joke with an alternate answer:
God: "Because you piss me off, Mark. That's why."
Does that change things?
Just another wimmins tryin' to derail an important discussion . . . you ain't foolin' me, you wiley Slav Seductress, asportin' with yer Centurions and what not . . .
centurion ain't agrumbling.
He's been bewitched ! ! !
He ain't responsible fer his actions no more . . .
Oh Yeah, well i heerd that you is a know homo sapiens, and a practicin' thespian . . .
Re: WHY IS THE WIMMINS SO DUMB?
Setanta wrote:This country boy as dying for love of a girl, who didn't acknowledge his existence. One day, he's out on the mountainside, amoanin' and agroanin' most piteously. He keeps sayin': Why, God, why?.
Suddenly, the sky clouds up and darkens, and a shaft of light shoots down, bathing his face in brilliant light. A voice booms out to shake the very stones beneath the boy's feet . . .
What are you complaining about, Boy?
God, well . . . well . . . ya see, there's this her girl, an' . . . an' . . .
Yes, Yes, i know all about it. Well, what of it.
Oh God, why did you make girls so beautiful?
That's so that you'll love them, son.
But why did you make then so stupid?
That's so they'll love you, Boy.
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Is that true? Is that why the wimmins is so dumb?
Now you believe in GOD??!!
Setanta wrote:Oh Yeah, well i heerd that you is a know homo sapiens, and a practicin' thespian . . .
just a thespian. straight sapiens.
The premise of your thread.
BBB
The mins should know they can't trust thespians. They is only actin when they is a moaning and wiggling while faking their orgasims so their mins think they are big studs.
BBB
hey, leave my organism be!
Don't be abringin' yer stinky ol' organisms into this clean thread. How come they is only wimmins here ? ! ? ! ?
What is he doin' in here with a buncha wimmins?
Hey, I'm outta here.......
At last ! ! !
A man. Too many wimmins here . . .
Now maybe we can get a productive discussion goin' on this important topic . . .
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