hamburger for one. Theres a message that says "I give this marriage but a few months"
So, how'd it go?
She ran off with my best friend and left me with the two kids.
Hey, you know what is a really useless luxury item? The wedding ring.
There's a chochkie for you, a piece of thread would work as well.
The money could be put in a nice index market fund and pay off nicely (or on some other more important item-see below**). If anyone ever got confused as to your marital status you could use your memories of events past to correct them. Hopefully before waking up the next morning in Room 624 of the Hilton. (uh, what was your name again?)
Joe(**As a friend of mine used to say "She wearing my bass boat on her third finger.")Nation