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Thu 4 May, 2006 02:41 pm
Dan Brown DID NOT write "The Da Vinci Code"! (Defense for the Christian Faith!)
WOW! He is a fraud! HE IS A LIAR!!!!
As seen on "plan odelia" The search for King Solomon's Chess Service
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HERE IS THE POST VERBATIM!
The Jesuits
Versus
The Da Vinci Code
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In addition to looking for The Chess Service of King Solomon,
this secret sect of The Jesuit Order, protect The Christian Faith
from those that would threaten the belief of members of The Church.
Upon the publication of "The Da Vinci Code", The Order went
to work to investigate The Truth using a closely guarded
secret:
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ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN VIA PRAYER TO GOD.
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Brother Grezegorz or "The Hidden Disciple",
works in the background or "is not known by anyone".
Whenever he "appears", matters are grave.
Upon investigating The Truth behind the book,
The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown; he called
an emergency meeting with the highest ranking
of this secret order.
The following are the minutes of the meeting...
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Brother Grezegorz: Let me start by handing
out the following I typed, before our meeting begins:
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Brother Iulian, you are to have the younger brothers put it on that website you wrote me about.
The Following is The Truth
Using my "prayer" to GOD.
(1) Jesus Christ existed, as stated in the bible.
(2) Mary Magdalene existed, as stated in the bible.
(3) Jesus Christ "saved" Mary Magdalene from a bad life, by explaining The Truth to her.
(4) Jesus Christ DID NOT marry or have any children with Mary Magdalene.
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PROOF
Every Catholic is to verify this information, using the method of prayer as stated here:
(i) They are to ask GOD, through Jesus Christ, FOR THE TRUTH on these matters.
(ii) GOD will then answer that prayer, that night, IN A DREAM.
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Brother Grezegorz: Our enemies are on the move again.
Brother Tancredo: As always brother, what else is new?
All I know, whenever you "appear", matters are grave!
Brother Haineau: Brother Grezegorz, what is the
reason for this secret meeting?
Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands Catholics recognize The Truth
of "Where is The Kingdom of Heaven".
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Murmurs...
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Brother Khrystiyanr: This must be serious!
Brother Grezegorz: VERY: Understand, Dan Brown DID NOT write The Da Vinci Code!
It was written by a very evil witch. This is why THE WILL demands Catholics
recognize The Truth by utilizing The Kingdom of Heaven! They are to ASK GOD
for The Truth and they will then RECEIVE The Truth, in the form of a Dream
that night.
Brother Iulian: A witch? I knew it! Continue please!
Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands, that Catholics have Faith by believing
The Truth shown to them, in their dreams and rejoice according to The Truth
they have understood.
Brother Haineau: Brother Iulian, has arranged for the website, we should
see the results of our message by watching from The Kingdom of Heaven.
Brother Grezegorz: Good. All the website needs, is this prayer,
so Catholics can verify any and all Truth!
Here it is:
TO CHECK FOR TRUTH IN ANY MATTER, SAY THE FOLLOWING PRAYER:
"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ INSERT SUBJECT HERE ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".
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Example:
"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ DID DAN BROWN WRITE THE DA VINCI CODE ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".
You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.
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Recommended Prayer Subjects:
(i) [ IS THE JUDAS GOSPEL AUTHENTIC? ]
(ii) [ WHERE IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN? ]
(iii) [ WHAT IS THE STATE OF MIND OF THE ARCH-ANGELS? ]
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Brother Iulian: I will have them put it up, immediately.
Brother Tancredo: Catholics will be very glad to get this information,
let us make haste!
Brother Grezegorz: Good men! Let us go - May God give us success!
Brother Tancredo, Brother Haineau, Brother Iulian, & Brother Khrystiyanr:
AMEN!
Umm, he never claimed to. The book "The DaVinci Code" is his interpretation of the story laid down in "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" and other sources.
i'm thinking arthur's avatar says it all
or mine for that matter
Did you get a hairpiece, Djjd ? ! ? ! ?
i saw the cowlick and i couldn't resist
Good grief. Settle down, have some dip . . .
By the way, djj,
I've developed quite a liking to Claussen Dill Pickles. Am I the only one?
Amazing how some people become so obsessed with religion. Do you suppose there's a wiring problem somewhere between the ears?
xingu wrote:Amazing how some people become so obsessed with religion.
And can have a nasty habit of jumping to a conclusion before they even know any of the facts.
tin_sword_arthur wrote:xingu wrote:Amazing how some people become so obsessed with religion.
And can have a nasty habit of jumping to a conclusion before they even know any of the facts.
or jumping on the facts in order to bring about their desired conclusion
najmelliw wrote:Talk about off topic
That's a good idea . . . what's your problem ? ! ? ! ?
How come, when all of us are expressing our contempt for the silliness of the thread by discussing anything but the topic, do you come along and complain.
Sheesh . . .
I just looove to complain. Yack yack yack, complain complain complain.
Didn't you gather that allready? Sheesh... You should have paid more attention to my posts instead of pouncing on the authors of rambling threads by posting off topic.
"Rambling" is the nicest way you could have put it. You could have also called it "paranoid, delusional drivel".
Well, what can I say? I complain in nice, diplomatic ways
Technically, the book really wasn't written by Dan Brown, because it was God that gave him the words and thoughts to write. It was divinely inspired, like everything else that man does. God wrote it.
In other words, god created this whole controversy himself. What a melodramatic ass.
kickycan wrote:Technically, the book really wasn't written by Dan Brown, because it was God that gave him the words and thoughts to write. It was divinely inspired, like everything else that man does. God wrote it.
In other words, god created this whole controversy himself. What a melodramatic ass.
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I have to add that to my signature line.
The DeVinci Code and the Bible; both written by God.
Makes sense. God saw there was confusion on this earth and wanted to clear some things up.
Maybe someone should go on the rapture
forum and tell them God has a new book. That should go over big.
Thanks, Arthur. I got a million of 'em...
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