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Wed 3 May, 2006 02:33 pm
Here we go again. It's an epidemic! 
Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
SALISBURY, Md. (AP) - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."
Rantz said the man was treated and released.
I want to know how they got him to the hospital. Did they have to unscrew the toilet seat and take it with them? I'll bet that was fun.
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Reyn wrote:Here we go again. It's an epidemic!
Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
SALISBURY, Md. (AP) - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."
Rantz said the man was treated and released.
If he'd had his hat in his lap it would have looked as though someone had drowned....
"Treated and released." Now THAT'S funny!
Shouldn't it have been the other way around, though?
That's what I was gonna say Reyn...an epidemic!
Forget avian flu, I'm going to go home an make sure no one is stuck to the commode.
Butt, everything came out all right.
edgarblythe wrote:Butt, everything came out all right.
A two-for-one! I love it!
I came back to edit - came out all right in the end.
Stuck on you
I've got this feeling down
Deep in my soul
That I just can't lose
Guess, I'm on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess
I'll be with you till the end
Guess I'm on my way
Mighty glad you stayed
I'm stuck on you
Been a fool too long I guess
It's time for me to come on home
Guess I'm on my way
So hard to see
That a woman like you could wait
Around for a man like me
Guess I'm on my way
Mighty glad you stayed
Oh, I'm leaving on that midnight train
And I know just where I'm going
I've packed up my troubles
And I've thrown them all away
Because this time little darlin'
I'm coming home to stay
I'm stuck on you
I've got this feeling down
Deep in my soul
That I just can't lose
Guess, I'm on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now I guess
I'll be with you till the end
Guess I'm on my way
I'm mighty glad you stayed
You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- sugar,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because i'm
Stuck on you
Gonna run my fingers thru your long black hair
Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh-uh-uh,
Yes-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because i'm
Stuck on you
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall
Ain't gonna do you no good at all
'cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side
That's how love is gonna keep us tied
Uh-uh-uh
Yes-sir-ee, uh,uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because i'm
Stuck on you
I can't get out of bed today
Or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave the love behind
I ain't trippin'
I'm just missin' you
You know what I'm sayin'
You know what I mean
You kept me hangin' on a string
Why you make me cry
I tried to give you everythin'
But you just give lies
I ain't trippin'
I'm just missin' you
You know what I'm sayin'
You know what I mean
[Pre-Chorus]
Every now and then
When I'm all-alone
I've been wishin'
You would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do
I'm such a fool for you
[Chorus]
I can't take it
What am I waitin' for
My heart's still breakin'
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinkin' of you
It's true; I'm stuck on you
Verse 2
Now love's a broken record
That's been skippin' in my head
I keep singin' yesterday
Why we gosta play these games we play?
I ain't trippin'
I'm just missin' you
You know what I'm sayin'
You know what I mean
[Pre-Chorus]
Every now and then
When I'm all-alone
I've been wishin'
You would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
[Chorus]
I can't take it
What am I waiting for
My heart's still breakin'
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinkin' of you
It's true; I'm stuck on you
[Pre-Chorus]
Every now and then
When I'm all-alone
I've been wishing
You would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do
I'm such a fool for you
[Chorus]
I can't take it
What am I waitin' for
My heart's still breakin'
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinkin' of you
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinkin' of you
Don't - know - what - to - do
I'm stuck on you
Streets tonight, marvel at the sight
Local bars, flashy cars
Modern twenty-first century man
All alone, grab my car phone
Wait for the beep, and I'm glued to my seat
Okay, I'm done now.
Sorry. I kinda went off there. That was Elvis Presley's "Stuck on You", Stacie Orrico's "Stuck", and the first few lines of Ultimate Sacrifice's "Doesn't Do Much for Me" for anyone keeping score.
I'm better now. Really.
We shall just have to wait and see what reyn says about it.
Hmmm, this is feeling like Letty's WA2K thread....hehe!
Good tunes, guys! I sure hope this was a bright spot in your day. :wink:
Reyn's been wining (so to speak) and dining the missus tonight, as it's our 27th wedding anniversary.
Congratulations Reyn....!!
Well thank you! Had a great meal.
:wink:
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