I'm thinking of sending in an idea for a TV show called, "As The Pun Turns". I hope it'll fly.
I'm sure that upon the idea's transmission, it's acceptance will be automatic. You might want to include a manual explaining the show though. In a clutch it would be nice for the producer to have something to turn to.
Give me a brake, will ya?
Spare me the invective.
I yield the floor.
she needs a little diddy as well
something along the lines of
Splat the highway cat
Pound the highway hound
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Suggested epitaph:-
Here I lie at my husband's side,
One inch thick, but six feet wide.
Now she's just so much decaying car-bon.
Next novelty: Pizza with a skirt on.
