And if you think that's corny, here is the original second verse (which, for some reason, was scrapped) -
When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd
To trace wide oceans oe'r.
True British courage bore him on
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave.
With all her faults we love her still;
"Brittania rules the wave!"
In joyful strains......
Oh dear. Oh dearie, dearie dear. Sad, isn't it?